By irwingiggles - 08/02/2015 10:26 - Netherlands

Today, I figured out how my birth control works. If you're on your period for four months straight you can't have sex, so you won't be pregnant. FML
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_whyme_o 12

I think you should see your doctor, because that's not normal :o

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Wizardo 33

You should really go to a specialist for this, it could be a serious problem down the line.

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hannahnelly 10

Wait - who said your cNt have sex while on your period?

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wazzup206 7

Op goes see's a doctor he takes one look and says what a bloody mess

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cm1995_fml 10

...And you let it go on THAT along and didn't think you should get it taken care of...?? ?

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BagelTheOtaku 25

I forgot to take a few pills and I had a 3 month period. the gym told me to take 2 pills a day until It stopped

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ayyy_bro 26

Probably depo, huh?

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kaitiekief 12

You're not taking it properly, or you need a new brand. I had one that I was on my period every day for a year and a half. Also check on your partner, cause they're probably cheating on you

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FMLusername969 21

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limabeans101029 20

Grow up. This is FML, no one knows who this woman is, how can it be too personal?

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renjisgirl12 22

"some things should be kept to yourself" you say? haven't you read the FML rules of submitting: "There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself." Periods are a natural part of life. Whilst it's not exactly pretty, there's no reason you should feel too ashamed to share it with others. After all, the purpose of this website is to share your FML moments for others to find humour in and make everyone feel better about their own life.

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Elesai 19

It must be so embarrassing to live your life thinking that talking about periods on an anonymous website is this Horrible Thing that mustn't be done.

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