By gemma - 11/09/2012 16:56 - United Kingdom - Belfast

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Today, I figured out how serious my weight problem really is when my boyfriend had to lift a fat roll before he could enter me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 15 805
You deserved it 59 422

Same thing different taste

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I'd suggest you go run a lap... Or 10... Thousand...

that is a visual I could have lived without ...

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ShadowedHuman 5

Today, I had to lift my girlfriends fat roll before I could enter her. FML

My boyfriend wouldn't tolerate that. You must be really lucky you have someone that still sleeps with you without putting you down about it. The least you can do is watch what you eat. Eat small meals every few hours & stop eating by 6. Go on one hour walks everyday until you can do more rigorous exercise. Avoid fast food chains & sweets. No greasy sugary food for you! Drink tons of fluid when you're hungry after 6, also sleep well every night to improve your metabolism. You'll lose fat gradually. Guaranteed. You'll see your body's form improve greatly in a month because you're losing fat evenly everywhere. Everyone around me has done this so it really does work. I lost 5 pounds in a month of doing this. Hope this helps & isn't overly demanding.

I'm not sure if there's really some truth to the whole "not eating anything after 6pm" rule. If you eat something small and healthy, like... an apple, what's the harm? Just redistribute what you eat through the rest of the day so you're not consuming excess calories. Weight loss occurs when you burn more than you take in.

Just adding on to what 212 said: While every weight loss plan might not work for everyone, the bottom line is calories in vs. calories out, i.e. eat less, move more. When you consume/use your calories does not matter as long as you create a deficit each week. Also, WHAT you consume doesn't really matter either -- you could eat nothing but Twinkies and still lose weight. (Google it; someone actually did this.) The reason people say to eat healthier foods when losing weight is because when you lower the amount of food you eat, you are also lowering the amount of nutrition you get, so yeah, generally, it's smarter to eat low cal, nutrition-packed foods so you don't feel like shit all the time while you lose weight. However, healthy food is not necessary for weight loss to occur. If you maintain on 2000 calories worth of food from McD's every day, then you'll still lose weight on 1500 calories worth of McD's. You'd also lose on 1500 calories worth of lean meats, non/low fat dairy, whole grains, fruits, and veggies. That being said, like I said before, not every plan works for everyone. While I lose weight simply by calorie counting (i.e. eating whatever I want within a certain calorie limit), you might would need to count your carbs in addition to calories, and #212 might would do better on a points exchange system. Preaching at someone on how they should go about weight loss is silly because while yes, all of those "rules" are generally good rules for weight loss, but they might not work for everyone. This quote best describes the best formula for successful weight loss: "The “perfect” diet is the foods you’ll eat and the “perfect” workout is the one you’ll do."

rubyliu8420 7
wanted4myeyez 7

The problem should be that u didn't notice u were that over weight. And should lucky he was still trying to get it in...

It's the fact that it's her boyfriend not that he had sex with her. If he wasn't still attracted to her I'd imagine he would break up with her.

Michele2luv 8

And she has a boyfriend and I don't . . FML =

lol if your that big and he had to lift one of your fat rolls i am shocked that he didnt have to roll you in flower just to find the wet spot!!! FYL!!!

pengin 13

Ewww seriously. Atleast your boyfriend seems to not mind enough and isn't very superficial. You're pretty lucky. Lose weight for yourself and your boyfriend. There is a ton you can do to lose weight and it shouldn't be "FYL" because you could've prevented this. Hopefully it's a wake-up call to live more healthily?

lvaldezr 4

Wow! That's all I could say. That's gross!!!