By gemma - 11/09/2012 16:56 - United Kingdom - Belfast

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Today, I figured out how serious my weight problem really is when my boyfriend had to lift a fat roll before he could enter me. FML
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DrDilllonReese 12

I'd suggest you go run a lap... Or 10... Thousand...

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123amanda123 14

that is a visual I could have lived without ...

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medichick 5

I'm sorry but this is just gross. Go to the gym, you'll be healthier all around

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goodgood_fml 5

Healthy or fat, we all will die. Might as well enjoy that apple pie. True love sees the person's heart. Not how they're eating that yummy Pop Tart. Don't obsess over weight, money or health because it wont matter once you meet death. Doesn't matter if you marry or if you're all alone, This Earth is just a temporary home. So laugh, love, have sex, have fun because you'll never know when your time here is done.

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randi8907 3

..... exercising and all that really only does so much when ur that size. I'm overweight but I've been with some of the hottest guys my skinny friends had ever seen, mostly bc the guys are afraid they'd break a small girl... no body believes my weight and I dnt look like I weigh, but I have been doing zumba for a couple hours a day and eating right and left 10 lbs in less than 2 weeks. I also jog/ walk my dog at night... it's possible but it's haaaarddddd, especially to get started when ur that big, it hurts alot more...

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drkate25 30

This reminds me of that early Family Guy episode when Peter got free maid service for a week and she cleaned out his bellybutton.

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Faff 20

shouldn't you have figured out how serious your weight problem is long before this happened?

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jonsey974 3

That's just disgusting. There aren't even any other words for it. Just ******* disgusting...

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funky2525 14

Well I guess ur on the right track.... sex burns 200 cals

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missprincess05 0

It's ok if u hav weight problems. Just try some diets. Or excersise. I'm sure ur boyfriend loves u for who u are not what u look like. If he doesn't screw him

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happylawyer 16

Being overweight is not healthy. Lose some weight for own sake. Never do it for a man. A man that loves you, will love you no matter what. (But will appreciate the effort.) If he enjoys being intimate with you, go with it. Men find sexy a woman that is comfortable in her own skin. Some men, more than you will imagine, love big heavy girls. Please him as much as you can and let him feel how much you enjoy him. That's one of the things that make men come back for more, that and good oral sex.

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