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By kkbb - 14/03/2010 06:05 - United States

Today, I figured out it's the first time my roommate has done the dishes after living together an entire year, but I got to clean up the bubble waterfall that came pouring out of the dishwasher because she couldn't figure out where the detergent was supposed to go. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/06/2021 20:00

Today, my roommate said that whoever was doing the dishes was doing it wrong. I've been doing the dishes for weeks. So much for being a clean roommate. FML

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By youredisgusting - 03/10/2014 07:00 - United States - Merced

Today, my roommate yelled at me yet again for using the dishwasher because it's "unsanitary." This is all while a mountain of her dishes were going mouldy in the sink. FML

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Negotiations

By Anonymous - 22/09/2020 17:01

Today, I had to tell my 28-year-old roommate she needs to wash her hands after using the bathroom. She then said she’d try, as long as I try to put my dishes in the dishwasher. Those aren’t even on the same level. FML

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Finally

By Anonymous - 07/11/2010 00:37 - Canada

Today, I came home and saw my roommate had taken out the garbage for the first time in the three years we have lived in the same house. Unfortunately, the bag of laundry I had by the door was taken out with it as well. FML

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Filtered

By Anonymous - 13/11/2021 13:59 - Canada - Port Moody

Today, I discovered that my dishwasher has a filter. I cleaned out food from it that has never been in my kitchen since I moved in. FML

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By GrossedOut - 11/01/2012 07:47 - United States

Today, my roommate finally cleaned her cat's very full litter box. I later found our only good spatula crusted with kitty feces, which she'd left on the kitchen counter for me to find. FML

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Dishwasher pod challenged

By Anonymous - 11/11/2021 23:00

Today, after submitting a work order to our landlord due to our dishwasher being “broken”, my roommate and I found out there is a wrong way to put dishwasher pods in. We’re both 25 and have gone our whole lives not knowing this. FML

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By Pissedoffwife - 07/07/2019 14:00

Today, our dishwasher broke. It's my husband's chore to do the dishes, but he refused to hand-wash them, and instead suggested we take them all up to his mother's for her to put in her dishwasher. FML

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Pig in shit

By Anonymous - 18/10/2021 14:00

Today, after leaving for a two-week-trip, and thinking this time my mom would finally have no choice but to clean the dirty toilet herself for once, because I’ve been doing it the entire year, along with most other chores, I think you can guess what I did first thing upon my return. FML

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By anon - 23/03/2011 04:56

Today, I walked in on one of my housemates pissing in the kitchen sink full of dirty dishes. FML

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XR6Falcon 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 12:12

Lol, took you a year to realise your room mate doesn't do the dishes.....

dudeitsdanny 9

Sunday 14 March 2010 12:15

Teach her. Problem solved. YDI for not making her clean it.

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guyy22 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 15:28

FYL move out.

VincentThePhotog 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 15:52

YDI for not making her do it before. Also, dishwasher detergent doesn't bubble, so that's another YDI for choosing a stupid (and lazy) roommate.

lota 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 16:38

lol sucks for you… just do the dishes next time?

jakkanarchy 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 17:46

******* idiot

dca 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 18:27

thats so hot

Kay_Lautner 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 19:01

im 13 and i could do that better.

Sonalis 9

Sunday 14 March 2010 19:51

YAY BUBBLES!!!!!!!

epiclyamazinly 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 20:27

One word: BLONDES.

Kay_Lautner 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 20:44

my brother couldve done that better and he never llifted a finger in his life

Amortentia 0

Monday 15 March 2010 2:47

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