By Wwiimaniac - 25/06/2012 14:05 - United States - Dallas

Today, I finally achieved the perfect hourglass figure. Too bad I'm a guy. FML
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dankpotatoes 2

Don't complain. Most girls would kill to be your size!

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AzzieC 12

Aww even I can't get that shape and I'm a girl

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hfcknbby 0

Hey now you can look into being a cross-dresser(: shake something strange for a little piece of change !

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perdix 29

Because having fertile, round hips and big ol' ass can be very bad for a guy, especially in prison or jail. In those cases, more than just his life is ******.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Listen to perdix, he speaks from experience.

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brevolorio 5

I'll teach how be fat

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Fmlsea 28

least you know most women would be jealous of you lol ;)

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unknown_user5566 26

The always-sexy hourglass figure may not be the best option for you, but you can totally capitalize on your situation. Write a book about how you achieved such an awesome bod, and make millions from it. ;)

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eccentrix 12

YDI for thinking of it as a bad thing.

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eatsleepjb 8

Well, it's better than being obese. It's good that you care about your body.

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