Miscellaneous: Today, I finally achieved the perfect hourglass figure. Too bad...

By Wwiimaniac - 25/06/2012 14:05 - United States - Dallas

Today, I finally achieved the perfect hourglass figure. Too bad I'm a guy. FML

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You deserved it 5 513

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By Anonymous - 28/07/2022 19:00 - Israel - Jerusalem

Today, I'm in the best shape of my life after losing 2.5 stone over 2 years. I never got any female attention when I was overweight, so I was quite surprised when at the gym an attractive woman came over and started flirting with me. It was going great, until she said, "You'd be perfect if you had a dad bod". FML

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You deserved it 123

By box butt - 07/03/2017 00:00

Today, after much dieting and exercise, I can proudly say that my love handles are now bigger than my ass. FML

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You deserved it 632

By random - 08/06/2013 04:42 - United States - El Paso

Today, at the gym, my boobs were jiggling more than the girl next to me. This would be a good thing, if I wasn't a guy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 830

You deserved it 16 832

By Anonymous - 12/12/2010 20:32 - United Kingdom

Today, after months of dieting, I finally reached my goal weight. Excitedly I told my boyfriend, who gave me a beautiful dress as an early Christmas present. It was a size too small. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 714

You deserved it 5 205

By Anonymous - 10/02/2012 16:12 - United States

Today, I noticed that I have gained enough weight to give me back boobs. FML

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You deserved it 34 696

By bride - 14/02/2011 06:24 - United States

Today, I dreamed I was getting married. I was wearing a white dress, had incredible cleavage and perfectly done makeup. Just one problem. I'm a guy. FML

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You deserved it 10 079

By notfatanymore - 13/11/2011 20:50 - Germany

Today, the guy I've recently started seeing confided that he's relieved I'm on the heavier side, and that he has a thing for watching chubby women eat. I just reached my ideal weight after losing 40 pounds. FML

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You deserved it 4 106

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By Anonymous - 06/05/2021 16:59

Today, I'm officially fat enough I have to lift my belly out of the way to get to my zipper when I need to pee in public toilets. I hate myself. FML

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You deserved it 549

By BrefODM - 13/06/2014 03:15 - United Kingdom

Today, thanks to an efficient diet, I reached my target weight. Unfortunately, my chest has disappeared. My boyfriend suggested we have a funeral for my bras. FML

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You deserved it 7 529

Overthinking it

By omgreally91 - 12/10/2011 23:39 - United States

Today, I spent an hour photoshopping my face onto super skinny models as inspiration for a diet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 576

You deserved it 30 369

dankpotatoes 2

Monday 25 June 2012 18:51

Don't complain. Most girls would kill to be your size!

redreynard 14

Monday 25 June 2012 18:57

I just like hourglasses.

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hecseferblade 1

Tuesday 26 June 2012 7:04

as long as you have a big D it's alright

Lucious306 7

Tuesday 26 June 2012 7:21

Biologically impossible?

oddities707 5

Tuesday 26 June 2012 10:34

Your hips don't lie.

SamanthaCassieL 10

Tuesday 26 June 2012 10:50

Kinda jealous.. Not gonna lie

The_F3rris 11

Tuesday 26 June 2012 14:55

Dont worry. My bf has rockstar hips and i think its sexy. Men and women dont need to fear certain gender roles. Be proud of yourself

MrWhiteGluz 1

Tuesday 26 June 2012 16:11

Bitch plz I had that years ago, and ima dude too

Elovena 9

Tuesday 26 June 2012 17:17

You are a very lucky man.

pinkredneck30 2

Tuesday 26 June 2012 17:35

Dang lucky bit@h! Lol

aimeesea75 16

Tuesday 26 June 2012 17:53

Just gonna put this out there.. A lot of times, that's actually sexy when a guy is like that. As long as you can pull it off!

AzzieC 12

Tuesday 26 June 2012 18:21

I can't get that figure and I'm a girl grrrrr

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