By ClearOne - 12/05/2011 19:25 - United States

Today, I finally came to terms with the fact that my girlfriend considers me a glorified ATM. FML
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BigBoiToys 0

Ditch the bitch. That simple

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tnlander 20

The upside is if you're having sex that would make her a glorified prostitute. FHL.

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CrazyManNo9 29

LOL I perhaps agree with your assessment, except for that "glorified" part!!!

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missIrene 6

that doesn't make u her boyfriend hunny it just makes u her bitch

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cisnecreciendo 0

he is just her biggest customer. I'm sure she is giving it up to him on an as need basis. he pays for that ass it's called prostitution

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stayawakee 0

Dump that gold digging *****.

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CitrusGirl 0

If you ain't no punk holla we want pre-nup

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niswisk 3

be my atm? ill treat u so much better?

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Captain_Obvious2_fml 6

make some..... large deposits..... yyyeeeeaaaahhhh!!!!

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rnbz 0

Then he can credit card you too!

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Sharkskull 2

Break up with her. Don't let her take advantage of you anymore

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perdix 29

Looks like you're getting to see what marriage is like. I'm just a paycheck with legs. So, where are you registered?

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