By ClearOne - 12/05/2011 19:25 - United States

Today, I finally came to terms with the fact that my girlfriend considers me a glorified ATM. FML
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BigBoiToys 0

Ditch the bitch. That simple

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FreebirdIII 1

I would fondle her breast, if she asks what you are doing..... you milk me, I milk you.

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FarSide 22

The worst part? She won't be satisfied until you can spontaneously ejaculate $20 bills made out of chocolate. Yep... FYL.

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MrSexyPants 14

Ew, what a bitch. Tell her you only liked her for her boobs and then dump her.

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FarSide 22

@17: No sticking. Gold Digger just has to "swipe" the card through the slot.

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Chet_Molester 0

Far enough... OP is swiping somethin threw her slot

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jelly_2k 0

oh shit, she's a gold digga. just though you should know, figga.

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ilikeemsmall 4

Most of them are raised that way.

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bretty_boieeeeyy 0

DUMP HER BEFORE YOU ARE BROKE(unless your a billionaire and she is really hot)

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tweetbaby14 18

shallow idiot is a shallow idiot. so if you dated a girl who was a complete bitch, and smelled like a dirty diaper with a dead skunk inside that had just eaten a rotten egg rolled up in a gym sock, you'd stay with her just because she looks good? damn, that's sad. guys like you are why I'm choosing to stay single. -_-

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skyeyez9 24

Ydi for being a doormat and giving her your money.

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