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By ClearOne - 12/05/2011 19:25 - United States

Today, I finally came to terms with the fact that my girlfriend considers me a glorified ATM. FML

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You deserved it 31 992

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By humbug - 13/05/2012 13:08 - United States - Broomfield

Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been paying her half of the rent by taking my ATM card and getting money from my account. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/05/2016 13:48 - United States - Schnecksville

Today, I found out that my "girlfriend" is only with me for free transportation. She even has my contact saved as the car emoji. FML

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You deserved it 1 377

By Anonymous - 13/09/2009 02:44 - Canada

Today, I found out that my girlfriend of almost 6 years has put me in debt over $33,000. FML

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You deserved it 17 230

By Jack - 10/01/2016 02:07 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, after dating my girlfriend for a while, I had a realization. She often says things like, "You're my favorite!" and scratches my beard, which I appreciated affectionately. Upon meeting her pets, it dawned on me that I am just another one of her cats. FML

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You deserved it 2 512

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By Anonymous - 27/03/2020 08:19

Today I realized that my boyfriend has more money on his Metro card than I have in my entire bank account. FML

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You deserved it 299

No thanks

By SadIndianLife - 15/11/2015 21:00 - India - Delhi

Today, my girlfriend's mother is more into me than she is. FML

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You deserved it 2 255

By hustled - 24/08/2012 00:05 - Australia - Newcastle

Today, I found out my girlfriend is only with me because I'm a mechanic and I fix her constantly broken-down car for free. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 340

You deserved it 2 637

Your own personal ATM

By Broke - 25/08/2022 16:00

Today, my girlfriend, who collects monthly welfare cheques, demanded that I get a second job so I could buy her more things. FML

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You deserved it 408

Time to bail

By Anonymous - 18/09/2024 08:00 - United States - Denver

Today, my girlfriend likes playing games on her phone more than she likes me. FML

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You deserved it 127

By sadgf - 25/02/2009 21:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend said that being with me was his payment for past sins. FML

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You deserved it 6 116

BigBoiToys 0

Friday 13 May 2011 1:17

Ditch the bitch. That simple

manicethemage 9

Friday 13 May 2011 1:17

Gold Digger Much?

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Friday 13 May 2011 14:28

ATM (ass to mouth) kinky!!

WOGBRO 6

Friday 13 May 2011 14:44

She's a gold digger.

LukeNukem_fml 3

Friday 13 May 2011 16:29

jesus christ get the hell rid of her.

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Friday 13 May 2011 16:34

GOLD ******* DIGGER!!!

manda_baby_rawr 4

Friday 13 May 2011 17:35

I hate girls like that. >.

theznuts 2

Friday 13 May 2011 17:50

tell that bitch to get a job!!!!!

KagamineLen_fml 0

Friday 13 May 2011 18:24

how did you find out? lol

InTechniColor_ 0

Friday 13 May 2011 18:26

well... I ain't saying she's a gold digger...

CanuckPopcicle 2

Friday 13 May 2011 18:55

Come to terms with it?! YDI! Dump the cow and date someone that considers you her personal sex god!

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Today, my parents told me that unless I think about my behaviour and make some real changes, people are going to think I’m weird or suspicious, and I’ll never make friends. This is because I choose to attend church on Sundays instead of watching TV and getting drunk. FML

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Today, my parents were helping me construct my bed. We ended up not having enough screws to properly secure the frame. My dad mentioned that it might cause problems if I got a girl into my bed. My mom said, "Don't worry about it, we all know that's not going to happen." FML

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Today, my girlfriend of 4 years is better friends with my younger sister and when she has free time to go out and do something, she would rather spend it with her than with me. FML

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You deserved it 401

Today, I fell asleep on the train and accidentally wound up resting my head on a strange man's shoulder. When I woke up, I discovered that not only did he not object, but he decided to return the favor by resting his hand on my thigh. I was wearing a skirt. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 838

You deserved it 19 211

Today, after two rounds of antibiotics, I got a yeast infection. My husband started calling me "Yeasty." FML

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You deserved it 109

Today, my niece told me to go and find my own friends. She's 2, and I'm 18. FML

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You deserved it 5 878

Today, the whole family came over to celebrate my 18th birthday. My grandfather bought me a giant mathematics book. Apparently, he didn't want my 16 year old sister to be "jealous", so he got her the new iPad. FML

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You deserved it 2 088

Today, while I was at home watching Netflix, my parents drunkenly stumbled through the door making out the whole time. I thought that the situation couldn't get worse, but then my Dad asked me if I had a condom they could use. FML

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