Animals: Today, I finally decided to get a dog. I have always been wanting...

By Anonymous - 11/04/2009 03:40 - United States

Today, I finally decided to get a dog. I have always been wanting to get one ever since I was a child. I bought a $1,400 Golden Retriever. I went out for lunch a few hours later with a friend, so I left my dog in the backyard. I came back home to a broken fence and no dog. FML

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By Loveless - 05/06/2011 12:23 - Canada

Today, I bought a dog to make me feel less lonely. He ran away. FML

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By dontfencemein - 22/07/2011 04:25 - United States

Today, I paid $5000 for a new fence in my backyard for my dogs. My dog escaped three hours after the contractor finished the fence. FML

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By anonymous - 30/10/2009 07:45 - United States

Today, I decided to adopt a 11 year old dog that has been in need of a home for several months. Two hours after I got him home, I discovered him dead in the backyard. FML

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By doggone - 14/07/2009 08:55 - United States

Today, I went to a pet store to adopt a dog. I got a medium sized lab, a dog crate, and a few toys, then put his crate in the back of my truck and the dog in his crate. On the way home I realized I forgot dog bowls and some dog food. I went back, and when I got back out to my truck, my dog was gone. My stereo too. FML

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By anbrown6 - 12/04/2009 17:55 - United States

Today, I found my dog, who had been missing for over a month, at the local pound. Clearly it was my dog, she responded to her name and cried when she saw me. However, the woman there told me I could not simply take her, I had to follow through with all policies. I paid $250 to adopt my own dog. FML

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By Haze - 24/11/2015 03:25 - New Zealand - Wellington

Today, my parents finally fulfilled my childhood dream and got a puppy, after years of me nagging at them. The only downside is that I no longer live at home and he's not mine. FML

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By Bad boy - 21/09/2023 06:00

Today, I took my dog to the park. While chatting with another dog owner, my dog managed to steal their sandwich and ran off with it. I had to chase my sandwich-thieving dog through the entire park. FML

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By akasoor - 11/02/2013 01:51 - Canada - Hythe

Today, I went to the local pet store to purchase a large dog bed so my dog wouldn't sleep in mine. After I got home and set up her bed, I realized I forgot to buy dog treats. When I came home again, her new bed was torn to shreds, and she was still sleeping on my bed. FML

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By Jayman223 - 10/02/2017 09:00 - United States - Reno

Today I adopted a dog. He ran away the same day. FML

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Making do

By green2black - 19/05/2010 07:09 - United States

Today, I finally found the girl of my dreams, she's smart, loyal, energetic and adorable. There's one problem. She's a Golden Retreiver. FML

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YDIlover 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 12:02

Why didn't you tie it up? If it was a new pet, you don't know how it's going to react. YDI for not making sure it was secure!

4percent 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 12:10

dont have kids, please you cant even take care of a dog...

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TM_brain 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 2:25

This is so sad. Why would he think to tie it up if it is in a closed area?

heyjude15 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 3:19

r u serious...now it is homeless and could get hit by a car??? god for bid

heyjude15 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 3:19

r u serious...now it is homeless and could get hit by a car??? god for bid

balanceMMX 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 3:25

NO dog is worth that much; it was idiotic for you to have payed that much for one...

eternalaphrodite 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 3:23

Rule of thumb: when you get a new pet, stay with it for awhile until it gets acclimated. Animals don't always respond well to new environments. You've got to be there to help it stay calm and get used to the change.

TM_brain 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 4:03

#159. You're ridiculous.

sandypoo 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 4:11

Dude, you should've adopted and donated some of the money you saved to a local shelter :/. I clicked YDI not because of the money but if you're going to invest that much on an animal be smart enough to know they have to be kept indoors to get used to your smell and know what's your property. I hope you were also smart enough to at least micro chip it as well. People really are not that honorable and they CAN kidnap your pet.