Animals: Today, I finally decided to get a dog. I have always been wanting...

By Anonymous - 11/04/2009 03:40 - United States

Today, I finally decided to get a dog. I have always been wanting to get one ever since I was a child. I bought a $1,400 Golden Retriever. I went out for lunch a few hours later with a friend, so I left my dog in the backyard. I came back home to a broken fence and no dog. FML

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By Loveless - 05/06/2011 12:23 - Canada

Today, I bought a dog to make me feel less lonely. He ran away. FML

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By dontfencemein - 22/07/2011 04:25 - United States

Today, I paid $5000 for a new fence in my backyard for my dogs. My dog escaped three hours after the contractor finished the fence. FML

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By anonymous - 30/10/2009 07:45 - United States

Today, I decided to adopt a 11 year old dog that has been in need of a home for several months. Two hours after I got him home, I discovered him dead in the backyard. FML

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By doggone - 14/07/2009 08:55 - United States

Today, I went to a pet store to adopt a dog. I got a medium sized lab, a dog crate, and a few toys, then put his crate in the back of my truck and the dog in his crate. On the way home I realized I forgot dog bowls and some dog food. I went back, and when I got back out to my truck, my dog was gone. My stereo too. FML

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Cough up

By anbrown6 - 12/04/2009 17:55 - United States

Today, I found my dog, who had been missing for over a month, at the local pound. Clearly it was my dog, she responded to her name and cried when she saw me. However, the woman there told me I could not simply take her, I had to follow through with all policies. I paid $250 to adopt my own dog. FML

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By Haze - 24/11/2015 03:25 - New Zealand - Wellington

Today, my parents finally fulfilled my childhood dream and got a puppy, after years of me nagging at them. The only downside is that I no longer live at home and he's not mine. FML

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Naughty boy

By Bad boy - 21/09/2023 06:00

Today, I took my dog to the park. While chatting with another dog owner, my dog managed to steal their sandwich and ran off with it. I had to chase my sandwich-thieving dog through the entire park. FML

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Good boy

By akasoor - 11/02/2013 01:51 - Canada - Hythe

Today, I went to the local pet store to purchase a large dog bed so my dog wouldn't sleep in mine. After I got home and set up her bed, I realized I forgot to buy dog treats. When I came home again, her new bed was torn to shreds, and she was still sleeping on my bed. FML

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By Jayman223 - 10/02/2017 09:00 - United States - Reno

Today I adopted a dog. He ran away the same day. FML

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Making do

By green2black - 19/05/2010 07:09 - United States

Today, I finally found the girl of my dreams, she's smart, loyal, energetic and adorable. There's one problem. She's a Golden Retreiver. FML

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YDIlover 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 12:02

Why didn't you tie it up? If it was a new pet, you don't know how it's going to react. YDI for not making sure it was secure!

4percent 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 12:10

dont have kids, please you cant even take care of a dog...

Comments

fantasyworld 37

Thursday 21 May 2015 12:30

You don't leave a dog by itself when you just got it, you spend time with the dog. He was probably scared and alone. That's a lot of money for a dog you could've gotten at an animal shelter.

radiocaf 29

Saturday 23 May 2015 14:55

Probably an unpopular opinion but if the dog isn't allowed to live in the house, you shouldn't get a dog. Of course, I'm assuming OP doesn't let dogs in the house and makes them live outside.

cronagorgon 11

Wednesday 17 June 2015 20:45

This is why I am okay with dog trackers

aqmalone 21

Tuesday 18 August 2015 14:38

No matter if it's a new dog or not, you should keep it inside if you're going out. If you don't keep it inside, at least tie it up o f something

iHyperModz 22

Thursday 27 August 2015 5:39

Good thing we all have dog insurance

lozzer2712 8

Monday 29 February 2016 19:52

why would you leave a brand new dog outside, alone while you went out? YDI completely

theaustin 16

Tuesday 19 July 2016 22:40

you don't ever buy animals, you adopt them

lucasj2345 7

Friday 8 September 2017 21:42

oh my god. you are so frigging ignorant!! why would you leave a dog you just got unattended in the backyard? you are too stupid to have a dog.

randybryant799 20

Monday 16 August 2021 22:33

You just left it in the backyard? What the hell? I'm sorry but I don't think you should be a pet owner. And why didn't you adopt instead of spending that kind offl money? I'm horrified by your actions. Poor dog.