At least you're not getting fat.

...so? Your mom wasn't calling you fat, she was just saying it's part of the pregnancy. As a former beauty pageant winner, she obviously has an image to keep up with, so that's why she was concerned.

Why is her being a former Miss North Carolina relevant to this FML at all?

Why would you assume she's not married? Or that she didn't use protection, seeing as there's no 100% safe method? Or that she didn't want to get pregnant? And the FML says nothing about whether or not the mother is going to be supportive or not and pregnant doesn't = fat you retard. No one wants to know about your shitty, inbred life so next time you feel the urge to share how you've managed to stay a scrawny little nerd by doing little more than sitting in front of your screen posting idiotic rants - don't.

Seeing as white American kids have committed most mass school shooting, I guess by your logic they should be subject to biased searches as well, right? Your country supports and funds Israel's illegal occupation of Palestine, and their essential terrorism and outright murder of Paletstinian people, and did long before 9/11 so I don't think you have a leg to stand on when calling others terrorists.

what did mentioning Miss North Carolina accomplish, other than letting everyone know your mom is shallow?!

wow, #2, your a real mother ******. ass hole. anybody else like him can just ride their mothers like an epic mount in WoW... congrats though!

Does your mom take it in the fart box?

oh yeah, #69, do yoiu really think all children are accidents?? most likely ur pissed that she did this on purpose cause ur an accident from ur dads broken condom. you all make me sick to the stomach

I don't think that's an fml. Everybody is fat when they're pregnant...