By soisblueballsdickhead - 26/10/2014 14:25 - United States

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Today, I finally felt ready to give my boyfriend a blowjob. Barely 20 seconds in, he said: "I'll be honest, this is TERRIBLE." FML
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DontClickOnMe 28

He could've been nicer about it, but if it really bothers you, ask him how he likes it and to give you some tips. He should be helpful, not hurtful.

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Hiktmae 20

If it's her first time it's not really her fault... He needs to be nicer and patient and kindly let her know how to improve, it is very nerve-wracking for a girl to perform for the first time.

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otecasacid 22

What is there to feel ready about giving? Everytime I have had to wait for a girlfriend to "feel ready" it's been awful. Anything sexual ISN'T something you should be overthinking if you want it to be any good. Sex should be spontaneous, it should be a constant rather than a weapon.

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ninety 25

Well, if she waited until she "felt ready" and it was horrible, she obviously wasn't using it as a weapon seeings how it appears you weren't really missing out on anything to begin with, haha.

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otecasacid 22

what i mean by that, is anyone who is putting sex on a pedestal, doesn't have any real passion for it. If sex is a special occasion in a relationship, there's not heart in the action. Whereas if it's something both parties want, it's interesting. I bet OPs guy was asking for a while and she didn't feel dedicated to do it.

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erenjaeger 16

I disagree. If someone wants to have sex, but they don't feel ready, then they aren't going to enjoy it. If they don't feel ready, then they may end up having regrets about it. It's not necessarily an "on occasion" thing, but sometimes couples wait until one or both feel they're ready for it. Yes, spontaneous can be fun, but feeling ready is important if you don't want your partner to feel regrets or guilt afterwards.

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Seabiscuit218 12

Wow that ...sucks... iIll show myself out I'm sorry

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TomeDr 24

Count your lucky stars if he never asks you to do it again.

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elizacandle 29

well ask him to show you- if it's your first time how are you supposed to know?

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RedPillSucks 31

By him doing it on her?

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samomaha 17

Yep, just ask him to show her how. "Honey, I'm sorry that was horrible. Why don't you show me how YOU give head? Then I know it will be perfect." Follow up with an innocent blink.

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worldclassrager 39

Love the name... Practice makes perfect he can probably give you a few pointers it does help

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Katthebamf 29

I'm sorry OP! Things like that can be difficult to work up to in a relationship

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demonfacee 14

Ask him how he likes his blow jobs and learn from him.

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