Sex and Intimacy: Today, I finally felt ready to have sex for the first time, with...

By Anonymous - 15/01/2013 17:45 - United States

Today, I finally felt ready to have sex for the first time, with my boyfriend of nearly 8 months. When I told him, things became intimate and pants came off. He then looked at me and said, "Yeah, I can't do this." The rest of the night was spent in awkward silence. FML

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By Confused - 22/08/2012 16:33 - Spain - Madrid

Today, I finally had sex with my boyfriend. I had never gotten so far with a guy, so I was really nervous. He was careful, we tried different positions, "it was fun" and he came. I barely felt anything. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/03/2009 05:40 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. After what seemed like an eternity of waiting, he finally entered me, then paused and asked me, "What do I do now?" FML

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By Anonymous - 06/08/2011 01:47 - United States

Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. He was so nervous, he broke down in tears after failing to unclasp my bra after multiple fumbling attempts. Mood? Ruined. FML

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Waste

By Annie - 31/08/2011 03:17 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Two minutes in, he goes, "Wow, this is strenuous" and stopped. I waited three years for this. FML

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By ReallyBro - 21/03/2012 07:27 - United States - Keller

Today, after a year of coaxing, I got my boyfriend of 18 months to agree to have sex with me. He decided his first course of action was to try to shove his flaccid penis into my unlubricated vagina. FML

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First time?

By Anonymous - 29/11/2013 11:56 - United States - Westminster

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It was also the first time he'd ever had sex. How could I tell? He cried all the way through, and called his parents right after. FML

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By soisblueballsdickhead - 26/10/2014 14:25 - United States

Today, I finally felt ready to give my boyfriend a blowjob. Barely 20 seconds in, he said: "I'll be honest, this is TERRIBLE." FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2012 03:30 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Afterwards, he said he was in love with me and that he wants to be with me forever. It was also at this time I realised that I can't stand him. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2012 07:07 - United States

Today, things were getting heated with my boyfriend and I told him that I was finally ready to lose my virginity. Clearly he couldn't wait to get started because he fell asleep. FML

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Noob

By lameows - 04/04/2015 01:57 - United States

Today, things got heated with my boyfriend for the first time. Turns out he's even more inexperienced than I thought; when I started grinding against him, he frowned and said, "Um... why're you doing that? We've still got clothes on..." FML

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nycwrestler 17

Tuesday 15 January 2013 22:26

Sounds like he might have a "little problem" down there.

inthedopeshow 17

Tuesday 15 January 2013 22:34

What would Tom Hanks be doing in her undies?

Comments

DocBastard 38

Tuesday 15 January 2013 22:44

You mean women aren't itching to drop their pants at every opportunity? ****, you LIED to me!

taka805 10

Tuesday 15 January 2013 22:44

That would be sooooo awkward..... Have to feel for you, so maybe it's a good thing nothing happened.

Bluekaren16 19

Tuesday 15 January 2013 22:54

Hey he has the right to say no as well.

Silent_Thrill 17

Tuesday 15 January 2013 23:16

Wait... **** isn't real life? I've wasted so many years working as a pool boy, pizza delivery man, plumber, and gardener all these years... But at least I still have all those threesomes to look forward to!

thatgaychick 9

Tuesday 15 January 2013 23:18

Hey doc, dont see enough in the office? Lmao

dancinwookie 21

Tuesday 15 January 2013 23:20

That happens. Sometimes a guy can get overly excited and nervous about the idea of sleeping with you for the first time which can affect the love knob. Try again.

miss_sqwert 19

Tuesday 15 January 2013 23:23

ydi for making such a big deal out of it. he probly felt performance anxiety

CharresBarkrey 15

Wednesday 16 January 2013 7:39

**** alert. Herp derp. Some people actually care about their virginity and their first time.

mountainmanneil 7

Tuesday 15 January 2013 23:24

8 months is a lot of build up time... try again. If he still isnt down, you might have a "small" problem.

CharresBarkrey 15

Wednesday 16 January 2013 7:41

So... 8 months is a long time, so you're suggesting she wait even longer?

Nirah_fml 18

Tuesday 15 January 2013 23:31

I'm pretty sure that guys are allowed to not be ready for sex too. If a guy doesn't want to wait for a girl to be ready, he's immediately considered a jerk so maybe take into consideration that he might not be ready yet even if you are