By Anonymous - 15/01/2013 17:45 - United States

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Today, I finally felt ready to have sex for the first time, with my boyfriend of nearly 8 months. When I told him, things became intimate and pants came off. He then looked at me and said, "Yeah, I can't do this." The rest of the night was spent in awkward silence. FML
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nycwrestler 17

Sounds like he might have a "little problem" down there.

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inthedopeshow 17

What would Tom Hanks be doing in her undies?

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Chazzzor 10

Did he seem to want to have sex and/or be ready before your "big announcement"? If he was interested before it might simply be performance anxiety and not a long term issue - Assuming you were clean and groomed "down there". If your boyfriend was not ready for sex and this was mostly your idea, you should have coaxed him along a bit better. Also, laying back and saying "do me" is not as sexy as taking a more active part and getting him aroused. So either you had a massive communication gap or you misunderstood what it is to be "sexy", or your boyfriend is just not ready. None of these have to be relationship killers. Talk it out in private just the two of you and figure out where you are going.

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onorexveritas 23

what an ass! he didn't even think how saying that would make you feel. I hope you dump him

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NagainaFier 16

So, you condone someone breaking up with the other because they aren't ready for sex? Horse shit. I guarantee if some girl posted about how her boyfriend dumped her because she didn't want to have sex, you would sending him to hell (in your mind). There's no indication that OPs bf was being an ass. It's possible he went along with it for a bit before his nerves got the better of him when the moment of truth came. The issue doesn't have to be that he was turned off by her body.

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EvilUndead 9

86. Without sex relationship is less likely to work out. However, I think you people like labels too much.

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frangilol 1

imo he came in his underwear while u were making out

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havok87 11

Made him wait too long and now he can't perform. Should have ****** him sooner.

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CharresBarkrey 15

Cause that makes sense.

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lechnerdy 5

Sounds like there's something you're not telling us. Are you missing limbs? Is there a large age gap? Are you mildly retarded?

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SighGuy89 5

Here are some possible theories: 1. He likes **** better 2. He was so nervous for the first time that he lost focus on the moment and went soft 3. He realized he had no idea what to do, leading to theory #2, and got embarrassed 4. You're really hot and he's worrying he ain't got what it takes to please ya.

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YepThatsMeee 23

As others have said it sounds like performance anxiety. But unless you're both 14 years old that's no excuse to just lie quietly the rest of the night.

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