Sex and Intimacy: Today, I finally felt ready to have sex for the first time, with...

By Anonymous - 15/01/2013 17:45 - United States

Today, I finally felt ready to have sex for the first time, with my boyfriend of nearly 8 months. When I told him, things became intimate and pants came off. He then looked at me and said, "Yeah, I can't do this." The rest of the night was spent in awkward silence. FML

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By Confused - 22/08/2012 16:33 - Spain - Madrid

Today, I finally had sex with my boyfriend. I had never gotten so far with a guy, so I was really nervous. He was careful, we tried different positions, "it was fun" and he came. I barely felt anything. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/03/2009 05:40 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. After what seemed like an eternity of waiting, he finally entered me, then paused and asked me, "What do I do now?" FML

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By Anonymous - 06/08/2011 01:47 - United States

Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. He was so nervous, he broke down in tears after failing to unclasp my bra after multiple fumbling attempts. Mood? Ruined. FML

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By Annie - 31/08/2011 03:17 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Two minutes in, he goes, "Wow, this is strenuous" and stopped. I waited three years for this. FML

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By ReallyBro - 21/03/2012 07:27 - United States - Keller

Today, after a year of coaxing, I got my boyfriend of 18 months to agree to have sex with me. He decided his first course of action was to try to shove his flaccid penis into my unlubricated vagina. FML

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First time?

By Anonymous - 29/11/2013 11:56 - United States - Westminster

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It was also the first time he'd ever had sex. How could I tell? He cried all the way through, and called his parents right after. FML

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By soisblueballsdickhead - 26/10/2014 14:25 - United States

Today, I finally felt ready to give my boyfriend a blowjob. Barely 20 seconds in, he said: "I'll be honest, this is TERRIBLE." FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2012 03:30 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Afterwards, he said he was in love with me and that he wants to be with me forever. It was also at this time I realised that I can't stand him. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2012 07:07 - United States

Today, things were getting heated with my boyfriend and I told him that I was finally ready to lose my virginity. Clearly he couldn't wait to get started because he fell asleep. FML

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By lameows - 04/04/2015 01:57 - United States

Today, things got heated with my boyfriend for the first time. Turns out he's even more inexperienced than I thought; when I started grinding against him, he frowned and said, "Um... why're you doing that? We've still got clothes on..." FML

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nycwrestler 17

Tuesday 15 January 2013 22:26

Sounds like he might have a "little problem" down there.

inthedopeshow 17

Tuesday 15 January 2013 22:34

What would Tom Hanks be doing in her undies?

Comments

generalasskicker 12

Thursday 17 January 2013 4:17

It's pretty common for guys to become nervous about there first time just assuming

smartazzbeach75 4

Thursday 17 January 2013 15:30

Sorry but everyone is saying its the guy. Maybe she needs to shave or douche....just saying.....nobody likes a stinky puss, and you won't know until the pants are off......

RaidenEl 5

Thursday 17 January 2013 17:02

You could also smell bad if he was upfront about not wanting to do it but didn't give a reason, heard of that happening before! I know I'd back out atleast lol

nivekdarb 4

Thursday 17 January 2013 17:04

If it was silence after then obviously you two are 1. Not at all ready, and 2. Not good together

Lisha_B 5

Thursday 17 January 2013 18:58

Come on ladies, Krystal here is obviously using both of her brain cells to the best of their ability to help out as much as she knows how. That was a very thought out reply from her and we should take advice from someone who knows so much about presenting a ****** to others.

CoyoteOldOne 17

Friday 18 January 2013 6:12

DMTFA: (Dump the ************'s ass). Don't let your first time be with a person who acts like that.

slappomatt 4

Friday 18 January 2013 17:08

If your older than 18 8mo is way to long to wait.

aneurophobia 5

Friday 18 January 2013 17:13

Eight months ? Lol, you need to rethink some choices ...

pl0xs3rver 45

Sunday 7 December 2014 11:42

If someone isn't ready, they aren't ready. Leave them be and let them decide to do what is right for them. Don't force anything: food/religion/sex on a person simply because they don't feel ready and you do. If you don't like it, move on.