By green2black - 19/05/2010 07:09 - United States

Today, I finally found the girl of my dreams, she's smart, loyal, energetic and adorable. There's one problem. She's a Golden Retreiver. FML
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mariekentairo 0

You should get out more then....

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snonky002 1

you spelt retreever wrong silly!

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Khali_fml 0

Perhaps you could use a dictionary before flaming whoever for spelling things wrong.

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skyeyez9 24

I knew a guy who bragged that he likes Korean women because they are more "obedient." He has been divorced 3 times and suffers from a terminal case of assholery.

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mnblizzard 0

5 reasons why having a dog as a G/F makes good sense: 5. She is always happy to see you. 4. Doesn't get biatchy monthly. 3. Doesn't spend all your money. 2. Could careless if you leave the toliet seat up. 1. Can be trained, actually listens and is loyal.

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skyeyez9 24

Dogs are wonderful animals! They love you unconditionally. But if you find a gurlfriend and she doesn't like your dog or gives you the "It's me or the dog" ultimatum, boot her selfish ass to the curb asap.

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nerdsgetmehot 22

...Oh my word. Please seek psychiatric help.

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Wooddaver 0

only a dream girl if she lets you put it in the pooper.

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wethekings7 0

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha........that is soooooooooooo amazingly funny! hehe...LOSER!

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hanr815 3

125, YOU apparently aren't very smart. Golden Retrievers are VERY VERY smart. they are like, number 4 on the worlds top ten smartest dog breeds. They are working dogs and can do a multitude of things. They are even used for service dogs. why dont you know what you're talking about before you open your big stupid mouth.

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ktbird 0

127 is correct. Though I would add all dogs are "smart", by nature are intelligent creatures.

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Khali_fml 0

They are smart breeds, but not all retrievers are going to be smart by default just because of thier genes. I know a couple of dumbass retrievers. Not as dumb as the Irish Setter who chases parked cars, but still not bright.

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phatdaddy 0

Setters have an excuse. The breed is derived from cross-mixing Retreivers and Hounds with bottles of Jamieson.

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Zamorak 0

op is full of shit. the girl of ur dreams is a ******* dog? dumb bitch

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ktbird 0

128, meet Sense of Humor. Sense of Humor, meet 128. Speaking of bitches, are you PMSing?

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Aceofspade99 0

at least the golden doesn't bitch bout everything

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