By PissyPants - 20/06/2010 05:12 - United States

Today, I finally got my first kiss. I was so excited, I pissed myself. FML
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tencentsakiss 19

Puppys also piss when excited. Are you sure you aren't really a puppy? Bad dog! Get off the Internet.

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superbadd 0

mah first kiss went a little this *muah* then piss *ssss* *ssss* then piss :D

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s2000lover 0

it's ok I was just playing anyway.

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s2000lover 0

119- wow. you really need to go read up on some of the stuff you are saying.

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ThaHero 0

What REALLY happened was OP discharged everywhere, so this is just a cover story.....

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luv_luv_lollipop 0

and u corrected her why? don't try 2 make her look stupid.

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kroms001_fml 0

cool! I wonder what will happen when you have sec for the first time?? film it please!

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imlagginglol 0

I smoked pot in high school now I make over two million a year, take that wannabe rich guy

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bballer32 0

actually their is two different kinds of hemp. the male hemp which is smoked and shit and the female hemp is made into clothes and stuff. also, the people correcting grammer grow up, what's the difference between 1) haha good one billy 2) Good one Billy! .....not anything really worth fighting for, that's what

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Cinn_fml 22

If I agreed with sonnet I wouldn't have said anything at all on the basis that I don't see the point in saying mean things about people's pics. The nearest it gets is that she looks like she's concentrating, and that could be on anything. She's not fat, nowhere near.

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