By PissyPants - 20/06/2010 05:12 - United States

Today, I finally got my first kiss. I was so excited, I pissed myself. FML
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tencentsakiss 19

Puppys also piss when excited. Are you sure you aren't really a puppy? Bad dog! Get off the Internet.

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superbadd 0

mah first kiss went a little this *muah* then piss *ssss* *ssss* then piss :D

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Gavik 0

Probably a sign of aids. Or cancer. Or cancer aids.

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Igor_g5 0

A kiss makes you piss? Don't let him get any farther or you'll shit the bed.

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Aksel_fml 0

in soviet Russia, kiss gets first you

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Haterman123 0

how do you do that u need to make him think about something else so he doesn't notice the smell

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TokioxxHotel 0

89- agreed. OP, okay, it's not that exciting. I understand butterflies, but pissing yourself?

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s2000lover 0

I was joking. how many times do I have to say it before people get it? and I don't judge you because you smoke. I used to as well. then I grew out of it. I judge you because you sound ignorant. and btw, I'm divorced because I wanted to be single. she didn't leave me. that's the problem with teenagers or people that never grew up past 17, they think they know everything.

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