By PissyPants - 20/06/2010 05:12 - United States

Today, I finally got my first kiss. I was so excited, I pissed myself. FML
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tencentsakiss 19

Puppys also piss when excited. Are you sure you aren't really a puppy? Bad dog! Get off the Internet.

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superbadd 0

mah first kiss went a little this *muah* then piss *ssss* *ssss* then piss :D

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TaylorTotsYumm 10

If you were kissing R Kelley, this would be a good thing.

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psychoballistics 0

There is a big difference in grammar (not that I actually care though). For example: lets eat, grandma is not the same as lets eat grandma

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HeyMina 0

I got my first kiss yesterday, and i walked into a wall, but peeing on yourself? thats a no no.

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

I'm with pandemic. Proper grammar is sexy.

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tajna92 4

make sure you don't shit yourself when you get your first sex. hahahaha

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Look up and practice Kegel exercises. When you eventually have sex, your pikachu will thank you.

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rndmDot 0

Say what you say people, I find this cute for some reason. =3

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claudia8D 0

I haven't had my first kiss either, but I will get it soon :)

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Sunnybabe101 0

haha wow it's spelled douche

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lol4ever12321 0

hey #99 - ur cute. u look strangly familiar to me. whats ur first name?

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