By PissyPants - 20/06/2010 05:12 - United States

Today, I finally got my first kiss. I was so excited, I pissed myself. FML
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tencentsakiss 19

Puppys also piss when excited. Are you sure you aren't really a puppy? Bad dog! Get off the Internet.

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superbadd 0

mah first kiss went a little this *muah* then piss *ssss* *ssss* then piss :D

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FYLyo 0

Actually 141- Male bud isn't smoked, the female is for their buds which is why it's called bud. You can't smoke the male.

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Baker_FoCo 0

176 Win! It's been a long time since I heard a R Kelly joke. That just made my day.

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lololol32 0

Hahaha just tell him that you're "really really wet" and give him a wink ;)

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ElleB 0

No you didn't! Can't you come up with something better?

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NatDancer2010 0

that's hilarious! well that's just too precious, hope you keep your adorable innocence

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superbadd 0

it's okay. u were just excited nd nervous. dnt worry u will be ok.

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FyourLIFEdotCOM8 0

132 actually plants do have genders. there are female and male plants.

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danyfuckinheatle 0

that's gross, I bet he hit you. back in the kitchen woman.

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Residence_fml 4

I think you are rather ignorant because of your divorce even when there are kids involved and still sound so proud of it. You married before you were well into you twenties, so you were young and your relationship was puppy love, and now you are even divorced?! Also reffering to '17 year olds' really necassery? True those don't know very much about life yet but you are only 8 years older; divorced when only 25 years old because you suddenly remembered ******* that same 17 year old was nice and leave 2 kids alone with their mom but don't worry you will buy them presents from those 150k you earn every year? no good sir you have accomplished nothing with your life. Good luck with the next 25 years. OP, what else to say then you must have been REALLY excited! Sorry for any grammer errors I typed this on my cell which is really annoying to do.

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