By PissyPants - 20/06/2010 05:12 - United States

Today, I finally got my first kiss. I was so excited, I pissed myself. FML
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tencentsakiss 19

Puppys also piss when excited. Are you sure you aren't really a puppy? Bad dog! Get off the Internet.

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superbadd 0

mah first kiss went a little this *muah* then piss *ssss* *ssss* then piss :D

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LiaLovesUu06 0

Haha Wat Auh Loser!

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WoodTurner 4

In soviet Russia, 1st kiss no leads to pissing of pants, pissing of pants leads to first kiss

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csigabajnok 0

piss and kiss rhyme, so don't you worry about a thing :D

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DrillbitTaylor 0

YDI for not having any self control. Haha.

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El_Pwnzor 0

Just be lucky you weren't *******, lol

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bangbangbabe 0

well my cousin is 37 & has never had a girlfriend or has ever had a kiss. so you couldn't possibly worse than him OP. ( : & yu still got yur kiss nxt time yu do consider wearing a diaper. :P lol

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bazza246 0

well...Ima kiss my girlfriend today and we're both only 13 :) P.S. it'll be mine and her first kiss ;)

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Einthe 0

Sasha? Is that you?

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TextingJuliet 0

my first kiss went a little like this kiss and twist kiss piss and twist

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