By PissyPants - 20/06/2010 05:12 - United States

Today, I finally got my first kiss. I was so excited, I pissed myself. FML
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tencentsakiss 19

Puppys also piss when excited. Are you sure you aren't really a puppy? Bad dog! Get off the Internet.

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superbadd 0

mah first kiss went a little this *muah* then piss *ssss* *ssss* then piss :D

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pandemic_fml 0

89: I'm a woman, and I really like a guy who can use proper capitalization, punctuation, spelling, and grammar. You must like stupid girls. It's a damn shame people like you are breeding. You're a degradation to the collective intelligence of humanity.

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nightELFassasin6 0

agreed with sonnet and cinn stop trying to be nice u know he's right

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s2000lover 0

89- let's see... I'm 25, just divorced with 2 kids. I think I've gotten laid at least a few times, while you are too busy tokin it up. oh yeah, and I make $150k a year. what have you done with your life?

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The_Fonz_fml 0

Ayeeeeee 62 calm down yes the iTouch is real it's the alternate name for the iPod touch that even the creators call it an iTouch.

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s2000lover 0

120- I think I love you.

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The_Fonz_fml 0

oops I meant 77 sorry only read the comment first time

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