By Angelica - 26/05/2011 03:19 - Canada

Today, I finally got the wedding dress I've been waiting months to see. It turns out that my mom ordered the dress 2 sizes smaller than my size, this way it will be "an incentive to lose weight". FML
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IMveryHUNGRY 3

As long as you don't hold your 4 year old, I heard they've been unclipping dresses at weddings lately...

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marinus_fml 19

Well it is an incentive now isn't it?!

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armorf0r 7

still don't get how this is an FML.. well, not yet, at least. this could work out very well in your favor. unless you're lazy as hell.

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ILoveTabz 0

what a bitch haha. but maybe you should take a hint?

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Mean_Mr_Mustard 9

Is she a larger women? If she is then you should hide her twinkies so she can also look good at your wedding. if she is skinny then you should start mKing her smoothies with mayonnaise in it, fatten her up a bit and start calling her miss piggy.

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laden_swallow09 34

86 - Must you always shout out something obscene? Such a dirty old man… :)

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mpclaw 3

I'm with your Mom on this one. Sorry

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MRSMOJORISIN_fml 0

heres an easy solution!! then lose weight, or buy another one *gasp

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geeksaresexy 18

Yes because everyone can afford to buy 2 wedding dresses! And if she waited months for it she may not have time to get another one!

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tencentsakiss 19

Also 2 dress sizes is about 20-30 pounds. You don't just lose that overnight.

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geeksaresexy 18

Yes 99.. That as well! What kind of mother does that? Your family is supposed to help you with your wedding not make it more stressful!

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TheDrifter 23

Corsetry. You can easily hide two dress sizes and that unsightly side blubber at the same time. It may not be comfortable for op, but with a little weight loss and a good corset she'll be fine, it's a time honored tradition.

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geeksaresexy 18

You can take about 4inches of your waist with a corset but if she has boobs and hips to match it won't help at all..

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bluegoldfish 7

not true, there are bras you can get to flatten you out intended for if you're too big-boobed to fit into say a button down shirt or tight top, and you can get control pants (i know theyre old-people-y but they work) to pull in your bum and hips.

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geeksaresexy 18

They don't really make you smaller they just squeeze you out other places and they certainly won't make you 2 whole sizes smaller!

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bluegoldfish 7

that really sucks, but why did you let her order your dress?

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Swar_fml 3

I not undstand why people think the women should look like stick? Woman look best with the good curve. The nice tit and ass show feminine side of women. Not this 12yr old boy stick shit.

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stevenmx86 7

Ydi for letting someone else order it for you

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barbiiee_fml 0

how kind of her. maybe your big ass should hit the gym

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KaylieeJay 4

Apart from the whole "what if she already IS a size 4, not 20 or whatever...", You have think of bone structure. It's not the whole "I'm big boned" but more like chest and pelvis size. My body can fit into small clothes [not sure what that would be in American sizes] but I have to go usually a size up [depends on brand] to fit my hips and shoulders. I'm not fat, you can quite easily see my bones [not in an anorexic way] but does that make me fat because I might be in a larger size? No. Besides, Ordering someone's wedding dress two sizes too small is cruel, hurtful and could ruin a wedding, relationship and cost a lot of money to correct. This is how people get eating disorders, from people trying to "Fix" other people when there are no health issues present or nearby with the weight they are at.

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geeksaresexy 18

I have the same problem! I can still buy kids skirts but not jeans or tops. I have to go up a couple of sizes for my chest and hips

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