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By me - 21/03/2013 10:25 - United Kingdom - Chichester

Today, I finally got to meet my boyfriend's parents; it turns out that his mum is my therapist. I've just spent an entire morning telling her how confused I am about my sexuality. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2015 00:16 - United States - Oak Ridge

Today, my mom called me into the living room to say that she had something important to tell me. She then explained how she and my dad had "talked things over" and wanted me to know that they accept me and love me no matter what. Apparently my mom thinks I'm lesbian. I'm not. FML

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By Twiddle - 07/12/2009 07:00 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend invited me for dinner to meet his parents. Turns out his stepmother is my gynecologist. FML

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By isaacBENNETT - 17/03/2009 07:25 - United States

Today, I decided to introduce my girlfriend to my parents by telling them that we were gonna have a very special guest for dinner. While my mom was preparing the meal she asked, "What does he like?" I'm straight. My parents thought different. FML

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xrudeboyrock 29

Thursday 21 March 2013 16:18

Why are you carrying on with the relationship, taking it to the next level of meeting the family, if you can easily go on for an hour questioning your sexuality? It sounds like you're leading the guy on until you figure yourself out. Maybe stop seeing him, but keep seeing his mom.

buckeyed 20

Thursday 21 March 2013 16:20

maybe if you guys are that serious you should be able to talk to your boyfriend about it too

Comments

blah2112 11

Friday 22 March 2013 0:06

Good thing for doctor-patient confidentiality!

stepherz89 17

Friday 22 March 2013 1:18

Isn't there a movie based on something like this lol. Sorry but FYL

Ray_of_midnight 22

Friday 22 March 2013 1:30

Good luck finding a new therapist, OP. Whether or not you proceed with the relationship with this boyfriend, I'd say your therapist now has a conflict of interest.

Bebbo_fml 21

Friday 22 March 2013 1:36

I've heard stories about patients who get "confused" about their sexuality when in fact the truth of it is their anxiety about their present heterosexual relationship. It's possible she could be experiencing anxiety regarding the new seriousness of her relationship with this guy, and is interpreting this anxiety as confusion about her sexuality.