Love: Today, I finally got up the courage to tell my boyfriend of a...

By c - 09/02/2012 00:07

Today, I finally got up the courage to tell my boyfriend of a year and a half that I love him. His response was to start to snore, pretending to be asleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/09/2013 06:47 - United Kingdom - Warrington

Today, I finally got up the courage to talk to my four-year boyfriend about how insecure I've been feeling in our relationship recently, and how I needed his support while I try to get my self-esteem back on-track. He fell asleep mid-conversation. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2011 15:23 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend was asleep, I gave him a soft kiss and whispered how handsome and gentle he looked. His response, still asleep, was to roll over and let out a massive fart. FML

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By ohgodwhy - 10/02/2012 09:37 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came over to cheer me up after I'd had a sleepless night. He thought it would be a good time to propose. Unfortunately, it coincided with me yawning. FML

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Great timing

By denae92 - 04/10/2019 04:00

Today, I finally got the courage to tell my boyfriend that I love him. We've been dating almost a year and in a few days we will be moving into the same apartment building and attending the same college. He said, "I'm sorry, I don't feel the same way." FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2011 04:32 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in bed together, and I was in a snuggly mood. I rolled over to gaze lovingly into his eyes and whisper sweet nothings to him in the darkness. His response? "Dear God! Did somebody fart in your mouth?!" FML

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Classy

By Anonymous - 12/01/2013 20:12 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I spontaneously poured my heart out for my boyfriend, telling him how much I love and adore him. He answered by leaning in close, saying, "Jolly good" in an affected accent, and burping loud and clear in my ear. FML

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By Wow - 11/04/2013 12:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while watching TV. I thought it would be cute to try to kiss him awake like they do in the movies. He farted. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/07/2015 19:29 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML

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Compassion? Pah!

By Anonymous - 28/02/2011 18:59 - United States

Today, my boyfriend woke up to me crying. He asked what was wrong, but before I could answer, he'd already rolled over and started snoring louder than ever, making the migraine I was crying about even worse. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/11/2009 07:37 - United States

Today, I woke up to find my boyfriend watching me sleep. I asked him if he was staring at me because he was in love. He replied that it was because my farting wouldn't let him sleep. FML

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Thursday 9 February 2012 8:44

I guess hes just not that into you.

onlychildFTW 33

Thursday 9 February 2012 8:46

Time to evaluate the relationship

Comments

ilulife 4

Thursday 9 February 2012 10:45

Time to get a pro's and con's list

Cavebone 5

Thursday 9 February 2012 11:25

maybe he was sleeping? yeah, no. he doesn't love you.

sammyjanette 17

Thursday 9 February 2012 11:59

There's nothing wrong with waiting 1.5 years to be sure of your feelings, but at the same time after a year and a half of dating, a person knows if they love someone or not. And judging by your boyfriend's childish reaction...it sounds like he does not. He's known you for at least year and a half. He knows your personality, your quirks, your dreams, and all of the stuff that makes you you. If he doesn't love you by now chances are that he never will. :(

santel_fml 8

Thursday 9 February 2012 12:18

What took you so long?

Raeser 7

Thursday 9 February 2012 12:34

Holy shit! One and a half year and you haven't said that you love each other yet? What kind of relationship is that?

Burrito_Time 5

Thursday 9 February 2012 13:24

How come I never thought of that!

iseyixes 18

Thursday 9 February 2012 13:28

My bf of ten years does that OP. It's supposed to be "cute" not insulting. It also works when you have a complaint,etc. And if he doesn't tell you with words, I'm sure be lets you know in other ways. Why else would you have stayed with him.

PlaySpades 21

Thursday 9 February 2012 16:11

It's really only cute if he's said it before, not if that's the first time she said it to him and that's how he responded. And if he let her know in other ways she probably would've known she loved him sooner....