By Bulldogs09 - 01/07/2009 04:41 - France

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Today, I finally hooked up with the boy of my dreams at a party. Later, while on AIM, I noticed one of his friend's away messages was a quote from the guy's screen name, which said, "I can't believe what I stick my dick In sometimes." FML
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Tubasaurus 0

If you just had spontaneous sex with the guy expecting him to suddenly fall in love with you then I can't feel sorry for you. Sex is not a contract nor is it protection from stupid assholes being stupid assholes.

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star_ver 0

Lmao, you must be mad ugly for him to say something like that. FYL for sure.

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sbarre1 0

LOL. That's ******* funny. YDI. :)

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ParadoxEngine 0

I do agree with those who have already stated that sex does not equal a relationship or 'troo wuv'. It does suck what he said about you and it's very hurtful to read such a thing. Vengeance will probably not dish out the way some would suggest but if you do feel like stooping to his level of maturity and jack-assery, may I suggest commenting on the sex itself 'so short, five minute man, etc' and his penis as being similar to a shriveled baby carrot? If you really want to be mean, say that you can't believe you spread open for a waste of oxygen.

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Inked2009 0

YDI , you hooked up with him, you suffer the repercussions of your stupidity.

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jollyjam1 2

YDI. "Hooking up" which equals a lack of true intimacy, ie. "casual sex". Exactly what did you expect from casual sex? It's sex between two nobodies who don't give a whig for one another. DUH!

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heyyou1203 0

People can hook up w/ their boyfriends or girlfriends, it's just an ambiguous term for sexual activity. It can mean making out or sex or anything in between. what would you prefer, "Today I made sweet love with the man of my dreams..." Who says that?? Either way, there's nothing wrong with casually hooking up with someone you're not in a relationship, so long as you don't expect to start a relationship out of said hook up. Sex is fun! duh!

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fermata 0

This is why hooking up with a-hole guys is, generally, a bad idea. Not saying that you shouldn't hook up, just that a little selectivity when it comes to having sex, even if in a totally casual context, is usually necessary to avoiding humiliation and hurt feelings, not to mention STDs.

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SeaCoyote 0

HAHAHAHAHAH. You must be so ugly, skanky or fat that this boy is at the point of confusion as to why he would even **** you. You baffled his brain, he is now in disbelief of his own decision making capabilities. Congrats, your less than pleasant appearance/ sluttiness / fat gut is so appalling, it inspires epiphanies to those who sleep with you. FLI a hundred times over.

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SweetTea90 0

Wow........ Well that's what you get for 1.) hooking up 2.) not taking care of yourself and 3.) you can do better.

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toomuchinfamaysh 0

YDI simply for getting on AIM, who does that anymore?

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fyourlife33 0

exactly, why the hell are you on aim?

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heyyou1203 0

Umm, most Americans use AIM as their main instant messaging program. Hate to break it to ya.

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DSuarez94 0

sex does NOT equal love I know sex is awsome and everything but that doesn't mean that he is the guy of you dreams just because you guys had sex

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