By Bulldogs09 - 01/07/2009 04:41 - France

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Today, I finally hooked up with the boy of my dreams at a party. Later, while on AIM, I noticed one of his friend's away messages was a quote from the guy's screen name, which said, "I can't believe what I stick my dick In sometimes." FML
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Tubasaurus 0

If you just had spontaneous sex with the guy expecting him to suddenly fall in love with you then I can't feel sorry for you. Sex is not a contract nor is it protection from stupid assholes being stupid assholes.

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onepctech 0

#38 I don't think there is an age limit on Internet use. RETARD

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McLaughlane 0

yes, seriously. comments like that annoy the shit out of me. :/

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wingedtoad 0

Actually, according to COPPA, only people 13 and over are allowed to use the Internet. For kids' sites like Neopets, parents are technically supposed to send a form to headquarters stating that their child has parental permission to use the site.

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kaaz_fml 0

Good job #56, what a way to destroy #39 and #43. ******* kudos to you for doing your research. =) Who's the ******* retard now #39?

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xpxp2002 4

That's only for websites that collect personal information from the user. And they don't have to send a form, legally only an agreement that the parent is authorizing this (usually with a simple checkbox) is necessary.

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lmmmr 0

Registering as a member at Fmylife.com is sending personal information.

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AntiChrist7 0

i don't wanna know what you're dreams are if an ass like that is in them. YDI

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ImAllFailure 0

Wow, what does he stick it in then?

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Failurewithacapi 0

#32 I am well known around my school, and it really depends on where you live, And it's the other way around you will end up working for nerds, duh, Bill Gates is a nerd XD. My feet size is 13... random XD

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junglemini 0

Maybe if you weren't part of the bearded clam society he wouldn't have been so scared of your nasty snatch. YDI. Not only for that but for being a hoe.

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Colby_Colbert 0

lol @ bearded clam society! but really, if your crotch didnt look like a cheese sandwich i think the outcome would have been more pleasant

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Emma_91 0

And you know how the OP's crotch looks? Wow you must be psychic O_O Seriously the guy is an ass.

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superdudeman 0

wow... maybe if you weren't such a ***** you wouldn't have that problem. Clearly the guy "of your dreams" is a womanizing piece of shit and you are too blind to see him for that. Maybe people shouldn't just have random hook ups and should realize that the goal of life isn't to see how many times you can get screwed and screwed over. I'd say grow a pair and have higher standards, but clearly you have a ******.

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Emma_91 0

The OP says nothing that makes her seem whoreish. Most people nowadays have sex before marriage, it doesn't mean they're ******. Yes he's an asshole, usually womanizers are quite good at covering that up. Otherwise nobody'd be with them and they wouldn't be womanizers. And since he was the guy of her dreams, I'm guessing it wasn't a random hookup.

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jillz 0

Geez, what are today's girls turning into. YDI /gag

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plexico 3

Soon, your lover will be given an IFAP award from his friends. It stands for "I ****** A Pig" and it is given to the guy who gets drunk and has sex with the most hideous creature. Sorry that you helped him win such a dubious honor. But, it points out to you that alcohol will be a powerful ally for you in your sexual conquests, as fleeting as they may be.

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