By Bulldogs09 - 01/07/2009 04:41 - France

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Today, I finally hooked up with the boy of my dreams at a party. Later, while on AIM, I noticed one of his friend's away messages was a quote from the guy's screen name, which said, "I can't believe what I stick my dick In sometimes." FML
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Tubasaurus 0

If you just had spontaneous sex with the guy expecting him to suddenly fall in love with you then I can't feel sorry for you. Sex is not a contract nor is it protection from stupid assholes being stupid assholes.

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AAAAHHHH12 2

Obviously, he wasn't really the boy of your dreams. Unless you're really into assholes like that. I'm pretty sure from your post that you're not. He was an asshole anyway. There are better guys out there for you anyway!

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davidtheday 0

The "guy of her dreams" doesn't necessarily mean she was talking about his personality, too. It could just be a guy that has all the physical features she likes in a guy she wants to sleep with.

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AAAAHHHH12 2

I realize that now, after i posted what i originally said. I would like to retract my last post on this particular FML. Haha :p

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sb022 0

You should have had more respect for youself than to lay it out on your first get together. Send a comment to the the guys friends saying his breath smelled and has a small di**. NOT satisfying at all.

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spamme 0

the "boy of my dreams" to teenage girlies are always those stupid and popular ones. they regret being with them when they become women though.

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oceanman 7

he sounds like a man *****.

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pelican2 0

She sounds like a woman who goes after drunk guys

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anonymous18_fml 0

i can't believe you had sex w/ him at a party. yikes.

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heythererebeccaa 0

you deserve it for being ugly

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P_r_i_n_c_e_s_s_fml 0

1. hes obviously a twat so why you like him goes beyond me and 2. serves you right for having a one night stand at a party. classy... so classy(!)

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pelican2 0

shes obviously a hoe and he was obviously drunk

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deaditegirl 0

The "boy of your dreams?" Wow. Grow up and learn some self-respect. YDI.

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derriduh 0

I'm sure you feel very hurt, but think about it- you feel hurt because of how he's behaving. Which just goes to show what a loser he is. Just because you're the person he's making fun of doesn't mean that you don't have the ability to call him out on how lame and disrespectful it is to **** someone he supposedly finds repulsive. Forget him, he sounds like a loser in all walks of life xoxo

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pelican2 0

No, she sounds like the loser. its a party, so obviously the guy was drunk. and its " the guy of her dreams" so she was probably just begging him for sex, he gave in and now he regrets it. i feel sorry for the guy, he had a one night stand that he regrets, while shes just upset that he regrets it

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Emma_91 0

So what, you're saying she raped him? If he regrets drunk sex, then he deserves it for being drunk. It's not the OP's fault that the man she likes ended up being a complete asshole.

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