By Bulldogs09 - 01/07/2009 04:41 - France

Spicy
Today, I finally hooked up with the boy of my dreams at a party. Later, while on AIM, I noticed one of his friend's away messages was a quote from the guy's screen name, which said, "I can't believe what I stick my dick In sometimes." FML
I agree, your life sucks 46 734
You deserved it 12 466

Same thing different taste

Top comments

If you just had spontaneous sex with the guy expecting him to suddenly fall in love with you then I can't feel sorry for you. Sex is not a contract nor is it protection from stupid assholes being stupid assholes.

Comments

morgan020 0

hahahaha I'm sorry but that's the first thing that comes to mind. the second is that boys are jerks find a real man then don't jump into bed with him at a party. one night stands are not cool and don't do anything but hurt you beacause girls always seem to be more attatched than the guys. so don't be surprised when the boy turns out to be scum.

Try not to be upset by it. Your life is F'ed only if you let it be. Face it: in life, most people are selfish jerks out for themselves... which is why finding someone very cool and emotionally mature is such a joyous occurrence. Look at it this way: did you enjoy yourself that night? If yes, then you got something out of it, too. If he's going to be an immature jerk, write him off. You used him to get your rocks off, so you can't lose... he can be a jerk now, but that one night was great, so try to reframe it that way. If the sex sucked, well... then I dunno what to tell ya.

How is he being immature? he was at a party, and he made a decision that he regrets, most likely because OP approached him while he was drunk and pressured him into sex (rape) , and now he is mad at himself because he slept with OP who is most likely an antisocial mess.

meddude 0

uhhh if you'll notice, lordofthehobos didn't type anything except "I agree with #14". and he IS #14. chill.

killabee 0

YDI, obviously he was drunk and you took advantage,... if this had been the other way around, he would be labeled a rapist, and you wouldn't have just posted "can't believe whose dick was stuck in me" but probably filed a police report. Drunk does not equal consent. Consider yourself lucky, female=embarrassed on aim, male=RAPIST.. You Suck.

lmmmr 0

Umm... no. You are an ignorant fool.

Nowhere in the post does the OP say either of them was drunk. Maybe he got caught up in the moment. The point is, you can't know what happened. And assuming shit just makes you look like an ignorant dumbfuck.

hahahha pwned sorry, but YDI for giving it up to the "boy of your dreams" at a party instead of with someone with whom you have an actual relationship with learn from this mistake.

it doesn't exactly mean he's talking about you.

I agree with #94. Keep your legs closed.

katielynnnnn 0

boy? aim? what are you, twelve?

Wow. Hun. That's really sad. Recommend the following: 1.) Take care of yourself. 2.) Don't hook up especially with a guy like him and well just don't it at all. 3.) Keep your legs closed. after those two recommendations you should be fine

ellbtvsvm 0

Er...what? Plenty of people use AIM lol.