Sex and Love: Today, I finally hooked up with the boy of my dreams at a party....

By Bulldogs09 - 01/07/2009 04:41 - France

Today, I finally hooked up with the boy of my dreams at a party. Later, while on AIM, I noticed one of his friend's away messages was a quote from the guy's screen name, which said, "I can't believe what I stick my dick In sometimes." FML

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By Anonymous - 28/09/2014 16:42 - Canada - Lethbridge

Today, I made up an ingenious plan to finally hook up with the guy I really like at a party. Well, the plan itself worked great. Too bad I got so drunk that I used it on the wrong person. FML

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By C2 - 17/01/2009 23:17 - Australia

Today, at a party, I watched the guy I've liked for AGES come out of a bedroom with one of my gay male friends. They were in there for a while. FML

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By random - 29/01/2012 10:53 - United Kingdom

Today, I hooked up with a guy I'm totally in love with. After finishing, he burst into tears about being in love with another girl. I had to comfort him. FML

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By checkup - 15/07/2012 00:50 - United Kingdom - Redditch

Today, I finally hooked up with the girl of my dreams. We went back to her place, and I explored every inch of her body; luscious lips, hourglass curves, genital warts... The worst part was when she got angry when I refused to continue, shouting, "No wonder you're still a virgin!" FML

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By Anonymous - 09/01/2014 00:53 - United States - Piedmont

Today, I joined my friends out birthday clubbing. After I'd gotten a little drunk, a few guys asked for my number. I rattled off random numbers, until I accidentally said my mother's. Guess who woke up to a text at 2:17 in the morning, containing a picture of a penis. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2017 00:00 - United States

Today, when I was done masturbating to the thought of my crush I noticed my phone was lit up. I turned it over and stared in horror as I saw a call connected to him. I had been loudly moaning his name. I guess I hit his speed dial when I was setting my phone down. He was definitely still on the line. FML

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By homewrecker - 01/08/2009 13:44 - United States

Today, I woke up from a night of crazy drunken sex with a guy I had met at a friends 23rd birthday party. The lights had been off when we had stumbled in to his house the night before. When I opened my eyes today, the first thing I saw was his family picture, complete with his wife and son. FML

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By Stillicide - 18/03/2022 17:00 - United Kingdom - Swindon

Today, I found out the guy I’m in love with has been side-messaging one of my closest friends about hooking up for sex. This isn’t the first guy this has happened with. FML

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Scoundrel

By oops123 - 15/04/2009 18:42 - United States

Today, I finally hooked up with a guy I've been hanging out with for 2 months. Afterwards, while we're getting dressed he says "You better be clean. If you're not tell me now so I don't pass it on to my girlfriend." Stunned, all I could say was, "Girlfriend?!" His reply, "Well, technically, my fiancée." FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2014 00:34 - United States - Columbus

Today, after months of dinners, coffees, drinks, and a few nights together, the girl of my dreams told me about this awesome guy she met yesterday. FML

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StingRay1971 1

Wednesday 1 July 2009 12:15

check for STDs

Tubasaurus 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 12:30

If you just had spontaneous sex with the guy expecting him to suddenly fall in love with you then I can't feel sorry for you. Sex is not a contract nor is it protection from stupid assholes being stupid assholes.

Comments

novella0013 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 1:16

like all the rest of us sensible people are saying...one night stands/hook-ups are hoe-ish, and hoes get used, not loved, so you totally deserved it, hun :)

Overcast117 5

Thursday 2 July 2009 1:20

Next time try to get paid when you have sex with strange men, dear.

lmmmr 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 1:24

GDI- Reading comprehension.

badabing94 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 1:30

when it's a step up for you, it's a step down for him.

whogivesaf_ck08 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 2:46

you got what you want...good for you. find a guy thats worth your time.

SortaBlack 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 3:44

Ydi *****

avoidthegirl 6

Thursday 2 July 2009 3:51

Well... you were the one that spread your legs sooo YDI. Congratulations, you slept with an asshole. How do you feel now?

JRUFF 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 4:42

That's what happens to easy hoes.

dramakat11 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 5:54

You people are so rude. Why the stigma on casual sex? Wtf makes it wrong or blameworthy to have consensual sex of any kind. If protection was not used then that was a very stupid decision, but I still wish all of you Puritanical assholes stfu and realize names like "*****" and "****" just serve to prolong the unfair pressure placed on women (but not men) to be sexually pure and innocent. **** you assholes and mind your own sex life.

Emma_91 0

Friday 3 July 2009 0:43

Thank you. You seem to be one of the only intelligent and mature people on this discussion. :) I wonder when the first "you femi-nazi" posts are gonna arrive.