By Bulldogs09 - 01/07/2009 04:41 - France

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Today, I finally hooked up with the boy of my dreams at a party. Later, while on AIM, I noticed one of his friend's away messages was a quote from the guy's screen name, which said, "I can't believe what I stick my dick In sometimes." FML
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Tubasaurus 0

If you just had spontaneous sex with the guy expecting him to suddenly fall in love with you then I can't feel sorry for you. Sex is not a contract nor is it protection from stupid assholes being stupid assholes.

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AshleyRose784 0

btw, have sex with whomever you like but consider knowing who else said person has slept with ahead of time. you are the only one responsible for your sexual health ::steps off soap box::

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gizmo_987 0

LOL, that made my day. it's so hilarious when people do stuff like that :P

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Emma_91 0

I love how she's the **** but the guy is the "victim"

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13re 0

I'm so so sorry. :( Oh well, he's a jerk off. Probably just surprised he didn't stick his stuff in a butt. xD

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danielbudzynski 0

As I said on facebook, every one of these FML convos go good until someone says something that everyone else disagrees with. It's pointless. (btw pelican, cleaver!!!)

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xf0rg0tt3nx 0

I don't get it. A quote from the guy's screen name in an away message? I've used AIM before, but I don't understand what you're trying to say.

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