By Anonymous - 10/10/2014 21:51 - United States - Lemont

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Today, I finally lost my virginity. Too bad it cost me every last shred of self-respect and involved begging a hooker to take my money. FML
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flufee2 27

That should have been a clear sign that it wasn't the right time to lose it...

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devildog562 33

Hope your wore a jimmy. Lord knows the people you just became tunnel buddies with. Next time put a little effort in a get a nice escort...

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ChristianH39 30

12 I'm going to borrow the phrase tunnel buddies, hope you don't mind.

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devildog562 33

I would love to claim I coined the phrase but I didn't . Have fun with it .

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ShenaniganNinja 20

I personally like Eskimo brothers for that phrase. It's because in the arctic there's a lot more men than women.

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AFaye3964 17

You probably couldve gotten laid another way

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stellamahone 4

are you hinting you night help OP?

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it__happens 17

Wouldn't you want your first time to be special?

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JayVicious 20

i bet while he was sexing her he forgot to think about the salves n creams in his future

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aruam365 24

I'm trying to figure out what's severely wrong with you, that you have to BEG a hooker to take your money in exchange for sexual services?

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rockytrolley 8

Yo man I feel you doesn't matter what anybody says, just do you. I know it can get tough enough to hold on, we have our weak moments and some of us are tested more than others. Your only doing what's necessary to survive in this world Much love brother

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raichu23154 10

dude no you watch **** yes , well on though **** sites there lot of meet and **** sites much better way to get paid or go to a bar I'm sure condoms and a few drinks would have cost less that a hooker

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underthesea12 24

if he had trouble with a pro he would have trouble with a regular woman

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Jst4kicks 16

you had to beg the hooker and pay??... that's horrible. not the way to lose it bro. paying for a Hooker in general is dumb.

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mangelon86 15

What kind of hooker needs to be begged?

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RussRuss 7

OP was either really annoying or ugly... I read it in a prostitutes autobiography

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KaylaTackett 18

Hope you went to the doctor to make sure she didn't give you anything.

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