By ksmith - 09/08/2011 04:59 - United States

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Today, I finally noticed that my wife only shaves her bush when she goes on "business trips." FML
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bluebird0020 2

Ouchhhh. Sorry dude. Nothing funny about that.

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6969awesome 0

That's when you go stalk her, see if she's cheating, then have a "buisness trip" to a divorce lawyer

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neongurl98 10

Leave her! When she comes back from her "business trips" have all her stuff in a box so she can have it one her next business trip! :D

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Damion_Laverne 6

To the left to the left! Everything you own in a box to the left!

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jobsman99 0

ask her why she shaved her bush. offer to help her shave it and keep it shaved. then enjoy a little munching if your own with her. and get some spark back. then f$ck her brains out.

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EvilDave 13

Or, better yet, arrange for a PI to follow her and get evidence of her cheating, then divorce her and get everything.

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cmbfml 0

Maybe you could accompany her on business sometime? :) Or surprise her at the hotel with flowers and enjoy the shaving! Then you have peace of mind, nothing is worse than not knowing. Good luck to you both.

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asherah14 7

I trim the lawn daily or at least every other because I can't stand the stubble feeling but I'm seldom irritated down there. Guess my husband is a lucky man I keep it trimmed for him.

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SolemnlyLove 7

you need to look more into it, and im sorry if shes cheating on you but if she is i would bang her sister

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RyNo24 4

Who cares? Let her fool around, it's just sex...

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ReynshineCutting 10

I really hope you're kidding.

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ReynshineCutting 10

Wow. I had respect for you since you might be a firefighter but now all of it's gone. Good luck ever keeping a woman, because with that attitude you never will.

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RyNo24 4

I'm a firefighter, I don't have problems with girls... Haha

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ReynshineCutting 10

You might have no problems meeting or dating girls, but it won't take long for them to see what a prick you are and dump your pathetic ass. I predict at least 2 divorces in your future. You give firefighters a bad name.

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linolium9 0

Maybe if you kept that bitch at home you wouldn't need to worry about her "business trips"

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RyNo24 4

Obviously he isn't satisfying her enough...

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ReynshineCutting 10

Why do people think that the only reason people cheat is that they're not getting enough sex at home or that it justifies it in any way? Nothing justifies it and there are other reasons for cheating other than not getting enough sex from your spouse.

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suicidaltaco9 0

Go on a "vacation".

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