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By messed up - 16/09/2011 21:10 - United States

Today, I finally told my crush that I like her. She said she could never date me, because apparently, "My best friend likes you." Her best friend is my step-sister. FML

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By geekyteendisaster - 25/09/2018 07:30 - United States - Littleton

Today, my crush finally asked me to homecoming. I told my best friend, thinking she would be happy for me. Now we are in a big argument and she won't talk to me because I have a date and she doesn't. FML

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Rom-com

By Anonymous - 15/10/2020 11:02

Today, I finally got the courage to tell my best friend who I'm crushing hard on that I like her. She gave me a look of revulsion and asked if I was joking. FML

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Wicked game

By Anonymous - 05/04/2023 03:00 - Tunisia

Today, I was gonna tell my crush that I love her, but I found out that she has a fiancé. She kept it secret so I would carry on helping her in her studies, like a fool. She was acting like she liked me, but she never did. Now it seems very obvious. FML

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Bizarre Love Triangle

By SalemSyfer - 25/01/2021 10:57 - Canada - Belleville

Today, I found out that one of my best friends likes the girl that I like. What's funny is that my best friend is also a girl, and has a better chance with her than I do. FML

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Very encouraging, cheers

By Anonymous - 06/08/2023 08:00

Today, I told a bunch of my friends that I have a crush on this one girl. They all said it's definitely one-sided and I have no chance. FML

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She's got it going on!

By Heartbroken - 08/08/2018 07:00 - United States

Today, my best friend told me he had a crush on someone in my house. I got excited, but he told me it was my mom. FML

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By Disappointed - 26/05/2016 20:27 - Canada - Niagara Falls

Today, I started dating my crush. Turns out she's a living nightmare. FML

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By Noname - 13/03/2009 07:27 - United States

Today, I finally got the courage to tell my best friend that I've had a crush on him since our junior year. Since I couldn't see him I shot him a text. His response: "Yeah I know. I've tried kind of ignoring it." FML

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Commited

By Anonymous - 20/03/2023 00:00 - United States - Miami

Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask out my crush, only to find out that they're already in a committed relationship with my mom. FML

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By Random - 04/04/2017 07:00 - Canada - Langley

Today, I told my crush, who I've liked for a while, that I liked him. He looked at me in pure terror and walked away. FML

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Saturday 17 September 2011 5:39

It's not genetic, if that makes you feel better.

tmaster550 3

Saturday 17 September 2011 5:40

well that was unexpected

Comments

rykerman33 0

Saturday 17 September 2011 6:06

Is she hot...?

physicist48 0

Saturday 17 September 2011 6:20

One step away from being Kentucky. Maybe extreme southern Ohio.

JRockk 2

Saturday 17 September 2011 6:58

kentucky? nooo its alabama!!! =]

Cheesecakee 11

Saturday 17 September 2011 9:35

Umm I live in ohio and ive never seen that, nice try though.

RaiFrosty 5

Saturday 17 September 2011 6:22

You should've tried and ask for a three-way, man.

RaiFrosty 5

Saturday 17 September 2011 6:26

asked*, even.

bahahammer_fml 0

Saturday 17 September 2011 6:25

incest is the best

xweon 8

Saturday 17 September 2011 6:26

Awky momo!!!

SilentTreatment 7

Saturday 17 September 2011 6:28

**** blocked by the Steppy!! What a burn!

Shannan021 12

Saturday 17 September 2011 6:37

Excuses excuses... =)

PurpleWaffles 2

Saturday 17 September 2011 6:38

Reminds me of degrassi haha (:

tboudre 0

Saturday 17 September 2011 6:48

The closer to kin, the deeper it goes in.

albertafootball 0

Saturday 17 September 2011 7:13

Classy

neorok 5

Saturday 17 September 2011 6:59

FYL? ... Go watch some hentai, educate yourself xD

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Today, I set up my phone to take a time-lapse video of the sunset. When I checked the footage later, all I saw was me running back and forth because I’d forgotten my keys and wallet multiple times. FML

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Today, my neighbour from across the road phoned me at work telling me there was a fire engine outside my house and a lot of smoke. I drove home in a panic, smashing a rear light on a post and getting flashed by a speed camera. It wasn't my house. The firemen were putting out a bonfire next door. FML

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Today, I was finally able to see my gran for the first time since lockdown. She told me off for not visiting sooner. FML

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Today, I came home from work to my hot roommate cooking and wearing nothing but an apron. She pulled me into her room and things went great. At least, they did before I woke up in the break room with my coworkers and boss all gathered around, listening to me talking in my sleep. FML

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Today, I went out with my ex-girlfriend, with whom I have a good friendship with and am in fact still in love. I picked her up at her house and we had a perfect night together that ended with sex in my car. As I dropped her off, she turned to me and said, "I hope you know we're just friends." FML

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Today, my girlfriend and I decided to try something new. I ended up tied to the bed, and my girlfriend discovered how ticklish I am. Worst 3 hours of my life. FML

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Today, my truck got towed after being parked for ten minutes, even though wasn't in a no parking area. Now I have to pay 500 dollars to get it out of impound. FML

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Today, I texted the girl I'm going to homecoming with in a couple days to say hi. The conversation started OK, but then morphed into her saying that she doesn't feel anything between us, and wants to stop being friends after the dance. I have to buy her dinner and a ticket, out of my own wallet. FML

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