Miscellaneous: Today, I finally went to my boyfriend's house to meet his family....

By MaydayManic - 10/08/2011 13:11 - United States

Today, I finally went to my boyfriend's house to meet his family. When they were giving me a tour of the house, I noticed a Nazi flag on my boyfriend's bedroom door. FML

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You deserved it 5 048

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By tima - 27/06/2018 01:30

Today, I went to visit my long-distance boyfriend for the first time. His room is decorated top to bottom with swastikas and confederate flags. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 961

You deserved it 881

By WasZumTeufel? - 01/01/2013 00:55 - Germany - Kabel

Today, my boyfriend took me to his house and introduced me to his parents. He also showed me around his bedroom. I think he forgot to remove the dartboard on his wall, taped to which was a swiss-cheesed printout of one of my Facebook photos. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 554

You deserved it 3 925

By daughterofanazi - 08/02/2012 05:17 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came over to my parents' house for dinner. My dad made Holocaust jokes the entire time. My boyfriend is Jewish. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 759

You deserved it 4 650

By Yup - 13/06/2010 07:48 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's mom's house for the first time. They had a cook-out so I got to meet his whole entire family. I went into the kitchen to find a huge picture of his ex-girlfriend on his mom's fridge. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 169

You deserved it 3 565

By Anonymous - 01/09/2009 15:18 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents. After hundreds passive aggressive comments, my boyfriend and I went into the kitchen. I started complaining to him about how his parents were horrible and mean. Little did I know, his parents had followed us in and were right behind me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 387

You deserved it 48 622

By thatgirl - 10/10/2011 07:16 - United States

Today, I went on a date with a respectable, successful, polite, and attractive guy. Ten minutes into the conversation, I find out he's a neo-Nazi and earned a swastika tattoo in prison for "something shady." FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 108

You deserved it 3 556

By justpeachy - 08/03/2010 20:27 - United States

Today, I was invited by my boyfriend's parents for dinner at their house. The dinner went well I thought, until I was getting ready to leave. Before I could make it out the front door, I could hear them discussing their disappointment that their son would ever consider someone like me. FML

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You deserved it 2 545

Can't wait to find out

By jamerz - 26/05/2019 04:00

Today, someone informed me that my new boyfriend's tattoo is really an old Nazi symbol and not just a poorly-drawn skull. Now I'm trying to figure out how to ask him whether he's a neo-Nazi or not. Why am I so nervous? I'm Jewish, he just hasn't heard my last name yet. FML

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You deserved it 493

By Anonymous - 24/08/2009 15:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and his parents met my family. My grandpa thought it would be funny to walk around with a realistic gun and make references about being in the mafia. The rest of my family went along with it. FML

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You deserved it 5 412

By razzmataz - 28/01/2009 13:38 - United States

Today, I was discussing my family heritage with my girlfriend's parents. The moment I told them that I came from a German background, her seven-year-old brother pointed at me and yelled, "HITLER!" FML

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You deserved it 3 150

RebekahBrooke 9

Wednesday 10 August 2011 19:00

itd be. worse if the last sentence was, 'Im Jewish'.

gntfmlingnow 12

Wednesday 10 August 2011 18:55

Leave him. Even joking about that makes him a douche, let alone if he's serious

Comments

AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12

Wednesday 10 August 2011 19:00

Maybe he's a huge history buff and thought Hitler was a strong leader? :D Or maybe he's a real big fan of Zombies XP

RebekahBrooke 9

Wednesday 10 August 2011 19:00

itd be. worse if the last sentence was, 'Im Jewish'.

the_easter_bunny 1

Wednesday 10 August 2011 19:04

Yeah, props to OP for not making up the last sentence to be more dramatic..

YummiGummi 0

Wednesday 10 August 2011 19:03

dump him. that's not ok.

perdix 29

Wednesday 10 August 2011 19:03

Maybe he's just a Grammar Nazi? Either dump his ass or learn "Deutscheland über alles" and enjoying the aroma of Zyklon B. PS: The dumping is the only real choice.

ZombieXgirlFrend 12

Wednesday 10 August 2011 19:04

I see no problem with that

shootintacos 0

Wednesday 10 August 2011 19:04

that's Jewish

MrXerxes5 6

Wednesday 10 August 2011 19:04

Are you sure it was a Nazi flag? Maybe it was the actual swastika which stands for peace!!!!

tj4234 35

Wednesday 10 August 2011 19:04

Ask him about it. He could just be really into History. Me and my distant cousin are both really into History, and one of the books she has is Hitler's autobiography :L.