By Me - 20/06/2011 16:14 - United States

Today, I finally went to the bathroom after being constipated for two days. The good news? I lost two pounds. The bad news? The toilet won't flush. FML
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HippoCampus 7

Tell your toilet to quit being so full of shit!

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FarSide 22

No, it's a NO-flow-shit-stopped-up toilet. Read the FML.

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FarSide 22

I hazard a guess that OP's a-hole or toilet is FUBAR, and therefore they qualify as having an FML.

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profligatesoul 18

I'm not seeing the FML here. That's freakin' awesome. Good job dude! Hi 5!!!

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OHnathanIO 4

So I've come to the conclusion there is currently at least 188 trolls on FML for sure, because how can he deserve this?

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FarSide 22

because OP could have handled the situation much better.

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ladybuz 0

Run Out Thee Stall It Works For Me!(:

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zembof 3

and this surprises u

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283leis 8

2pounds of shit? holy *******, shit.

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