By Me - 20/06/2011 16:14 - United States

Today, I finally went to the bathroom after being constipated for two days. The good news? I lost two pounds. The bad news? The toilet won't flush. FML
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HippoCampus 7

Tell your toilet to quit being so full of shit!

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em1nem13 0

you need to get a backup toilet for just such occasion

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devvie7 4

that happened to me too!

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BadKitty13 28

You are supposed to Flush as You go.... Because: 1) It will actually go down 2) To get rid of the nasty smell (constipated for 2 days.... yea that's gonna stink)

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danielle25 15

What the ******* did you eat? Poor toilet.

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Happiness2Joy 3

I feel more bad for the toilet rather than OP.

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FarSide 22

Maybe take a lesson from bears and next time go for a walk in the woods.

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toastyjustice 5

he shoulda done the "mid crap" flush. it works 60% of the time, every time.

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XxHunterHavocxX 0

You know, there's this amazing new invention called a plunger... I've heard it works wonders.

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