By Me - 20/06/2011 16:14 - United States

Today, I finally went to the bathroom after being constipated for two days. The good news? I lost two pounds. The bad news? The toilet won't flush. FML
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HippoCampus 7

Tell your toilet to quit being so full of shit!

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unrose 1

should have done it piece by piece.

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Randuhh_17 4

Pour some Pepto down the toilet...

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susie_spiff 0

wow thats 2 pounds in the crapper!

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bgaustad 0

um for one you don't gain weight from being constipated and you don't lose weight ether so pull your ass out of your dam head

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DawnMarie11 0

sheesh this doesn't classify as a fml. this is just to much damn info!

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some1azn 0

The hell, did you like swallow a while meat loaf and let it sit there??? XD

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Skatejock21 0

Seriously? you actually think you lost weight from going number 2? That myth has been tested by many people, and it doesn't work, so I don't know where you're getting that idea. I actually find it quite funny how you think you lost 2 pounds from going to the bathroom. Kind of sounds like you're an airhead! =P Do you really care that much about weight to be satisfied about 2 pounds?

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ReynshineCutting 10

It's possible to lose weight after taking a dump. 2 pounds is a lot but you can easily lose 1. And if someone is trying to lose weight, yes 2 pounds is a big deal. Your comments just keep getting more and more ignorant.

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Skatejock21 0

ignorant? I used to be overweight, as well as my wife. We've both been down that path. I never got to 135 pounds of muscle by going number 2. Two pounds meant nothing when I was trying to lose weight, it was actually quite disappointing. I lost all my weight riding a motorbike compared to when I was going number 2, because I never lost weight doing so.

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KaylieeJay 4

It is possible to loose weight from going to the bathroom. You don't loose any fat, but the weight of the urine/faeces that was in you is now gone- making you lighter. Doesn't make you any skinnier though.

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samicna 4

curtisey flush is not just for people. the toilet appreciates it too!

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yasssx3 6

#141 either way he/she lost some type of weight, no where did the op say it was fat. just that he/she lost weight. so why don't you read the fml more carefully. so how are u gonna go & say go join a gym; you just seem stupid and if your gonna try and be a bitch about it make sense Your welcome (:

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