By ZSL - 17/08/2009 21:41 - United States

Today, I finally worked up the nerve to text the girl I've had a crush on to ask her on a date. I got back the reply, "Error message 3265: Number No Longer In Swrvice." Not only can she not spell, when I looked it up, "error 3265" doesn't even exist. FML
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meandonlyme 0

send her a text saying "you misspelled service, you dumb bitch"

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biancaosuna 0

Sucks! Sucks! Sucks!

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jessbby 0

#155 is a douche. You are assuming A LOT, and you're just being an asshole. OP, that sucks D: ... but I laughed :p

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Subal_fml 8

You do realise lesbians get the least STDs out of everyone, don't you?

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Etoile_fml 0

Oh, you're kind of an A-hole. 1: You're alive. This in itself is already enough to annoy me. There's nothing wrong with asking out "non-lesbians" in fact, I'm quite well known for having turned straight girls into bisexuals. Because of your presumptions I'm just going to have to guess you're not very succesful with the ladies and hate other ladies who snatch your ladies away from under your nose. Aw. =[ 2: Actually, there's nothing wrong with asking someone out on a date via text. I'm a bisexual girl, and I'm saying this because I don't care about the method, I just care about the thought, kthanxbai. And the OP obviously had the girl's number so they must know eachother, so I don't know what you've been smoking but it ain't good for ya braincells, mate. 3: Whoever said it was about sex? Oh, sorry, am I hitting that very vulnerable nerve where you can't get laid and decide to blame it on all the lesbians snatching away yo girls? Give me a break, I know your kind, you blame stuff on everybody and everything BUT yourself. Good day. =]

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fireandice27 0

Maybe that's where she (the crush) got the idea of sending the text from!

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Etoile_fml 0

My mom's dead. Damn necrophiliacs these days.

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xtr3m3_fml 0

Lol hate to be fake. Look at your keyboard on your phone.. Are W and E anywhere near eachother? E is located under the 3 button whereas 9 holds the letter W. The only time somebody would make the spelling mistake of W and E is either being EXTREMELY drunk or typing on a computer... or this is a fake FML :)

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rockmenow 0

too bad there's such a thing as QWERTY keyboards on phones..

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zargon 1

I did just look at my phone. It, in fact, has a QWERTY keyboard and does not have a traditional cell-phone-style keyboard.

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star_ver 0

Another dumbass with a shitty phone who thinks everyone else has one too. Fail.

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dappledsunlight 0

159 - that's not completely true - look at blackberrys, or touch screen phones for that matter - E and W are right next to each other. Duh.

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plexico 3

Hey, you need to go to her house in person and warn her that her cell phone service provider are a bunch of illiterate idiots. Between 3 and 5 am would be a good time to issue such a warning. Use a bullhorn.

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thebassist18 0

YDI for trying to ask her out over text.

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CFR 0

Oh that's cold... You're probably better off anyways. Never date a man who can't spell, that's my motto (annnd I'm still single)

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SimpleSimon 0

I can spell! My grammar is passable too. What else do I have to do?

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anonymous32194 0

awww. well as people say there are other fish in the sea. :) lol i know im corny.

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Andyangels27 0

on the iPhone e and w are really closw in fact thwrw right nwxt to wach othwr

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