By ZSL - 17/08/2009 21:41 - United States

Today, I finally worked up the nerve to text the girl I've had a crush on to ask her on a date. I got back the reply, "Error message 3265: Number No Longer In Swrvice." Not only can she not spell, when I looked it up, "error 3265" doesn't even exist. FML
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meandonlyme 0

send her a text saying "you misspelled service, you dumb bitch"

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acekid90 0

YDI for not asking her face to face, but FYL for being rejected that way

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Lucky_strike_fml 0

:( she's a bitch!

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Brugge 0

Seems like the best you should hope for when trying to get a straight girl to go on a lesbian date.

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Jakester 0

I, love, lesbians BYAAAAAHHHH!!!!! I watch The L Word on Showtime, BYAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! Chappelles show anyone?

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Lhiah 17

It never said OP's crush was straight..?

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pieofchrist 0

that sucks. at least you didn't get stuck going out with a spineless bitch.

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bobby222 0

YDI for being a fat, video game playing loser.

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losergirl 0

Heh, well, at least she was creative. I might try that same thing, with a tweak or too, and fact-checking...

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