Love: Today, I finally worked up the nerve to text the girl I've had...

By ZSL - 17/08/2009 21:41 - United States

Today, I finally worked up the nerve to text the girl I've had a crush on to ask her on a date. I got back the reply, "Error message 3265: Number No Longer In Swrvice." Not only can she not spell, when I looked it up, "error 3265" doesn't even exist. FML

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You deserved it 9 070

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By generic_name123 - 09/03/2015 13:55 - United States - Washington

Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams' phone number. After texting her "Hey, is this Stephanie?" I got response saying "Sorry bro, I know how you feel, she did the same thing to me." FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 624

You deserved it 3 365

Help

By whyme - 08/12/2010 06:26

Today, feeling so depressed to the point of having suicidal thoughts, I texted a girl I had a crush on. Her response? "Can you please delete my number, you're getting annoying." FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 510

You deserved it 19 794

By tbanana95 - 04/11/2009 03:17 - United States

Today, I got my crush's phone number. I started texting him and once I told him who it was, he stopped replying. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 090

You deserved it 11 029

By Mark Allan - 25/03/2012 16:06 - United States - Alexandria

Today, I finally got the guts to text this cute girl at school. I started sending flirtatious texts, only to find out the hard way that she'd given me her boyfriend's number. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 265

You deserved it 7 692

Blocking time

By tommyboy783 - 20/10/2011 01:38 - United States

Today, this weird girl started texting me. I really didn't want to talk to her, so I texted back, "This message could not be delivered because of a temporery network setup error. Error 2128-226110." She replied, "You spelt temporary wrong." FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 102

You deserved it 66 673

By Bilirubin - 20/02/2010 16:22 - United States

Today, at 1am, the girl of my dreams that I've been trying for over three years to date, finally asked me out via SMS. Too bad I was asleep at the time. She now thinks I've rejected her, and will no longer speak to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 733

You deserved it 3 951

Who the **** are you?

By Anonymous - 18/10/2020 02:02

Today, I finally mustered up the courage to send a message to the girl I've been crushing on for years. I'm now blocked. FML

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You deserved it 215

By sophistication - 21/08/2009 15:36 - United States

Today, I gathered the courage to ask my crush on a date. As I called her, she quickly answered and said "Can't talk right now, I'm in a movie theater." and then hung up. I'd called her home phone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 164

You deserved it 3 238

By Anonymous - 26/03/2009 14:54 - United States

Today, I texted this girl that I really like. I got a message back saying "Your message to 903-***-**** could not go through due to a disconnection, thanks, Alltel services." I overheard her later at lunch saying she sent the message, and laughed with her friends about it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 65 777

You deserved it 9 977

Switcheroo

By Saberwolf - 13/02/2011 21:14 - United States

Today, I got a text from a girl that I've had a crush on for a long time, asking me out to dinner. I agreed and went to the restaurant. Not long afterwards, I got text from her saying something had come up, so she couldn't make it. As I was walking back to my car, I saw her walk into the same restaurant with another guy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 942

You deserved it 3 120

meandonlyme 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 1:33

send her a text saying "you misspelled service, you dumb bitch"

belgiums 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 1:31

oucccchhh. what a bitch.

Comments

lifesuxdwi 6

Wednesday 8 January 2014 16:24

That's a sign. Drop it like its hot

roidysfunctional 1

Tuesday 15 April 2014 20:59

damn thats ******. the funny(ish) thing is 32665 is the num to text to make a fb status.

undercoverninja 9

Wednesday 27 August 2014 0:54

the fact that service was spelled wrong, wasn't your first clue?

ISlangWang 7

Wednesday 12 November 2014 23:13

Why would you ask for a first date over a text?

PimpNasty16 13

Saturday 13 December 2014 7:47

Why would you still look it up? Hahahahaha

JessicaGrewal 22

Thursday 29 January 2015 0:55

That's harsh

PadfootLovesPie 16

Saturday 18 July 2015 2:36

tell her that so she looks stupid.

Solano2580 24

Wednesday 2 September 2015 5:48

Do you even know if she likes girls or not? If she does then FYL and I hope you can find someone better. If you just thought you could turn her into a lesbian or that you weren't sure if she was gay then YDI for not bothering to know her sexual orientation before developing feelings for a possibly straight woman, not only did you make a fool of yourself but you ruined any future relationship you might have had with her, and no, OP, I don't mean a sexual/romantic one.