Love: Today, I finally worked up the nerve to text the girl I've had...

By ZSL - 17/08/2009 21:41 - United States

Today, I finally worked up the nerve to text the girl I've had a crush on to ask her on a date. I got back the reply, "Error message 3265: Number No Longer In Swrvice." Not only can she not spell, when I looked it up, "error 3265" doesn't even exist. FML

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By generic_name123 - 09/03/2015 13:55 - United States - Washington

Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams' phone number. After texting her "Hey, is this Stephanie?" I got response saying "Sorry bro, I know how you feel, she did the same thing to me." FML

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Help

By whyme - 08/12/2010 06:26

Today, feeling so depressed to the point of having suicidal thoughts, I texted a girl I had a crush on. Her response? "Can you please delete my number, you're getting annoying." FML

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By tbanana95 - 04/11/2009 03:17 - United States

Today, I got my crush's phone number. I started texting him and once I told him who it was, he stopped replying. FML

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By Mark Allan - 25/03/2012 16:06 - United States - Alexandria

Today, I finally got the guts to text this cute girl at school. I started sending flirtatious texts, only to find out the hard way that she'd given me her boyfriend's number. FML

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Blocking time

By tommyboy783 - 20/10/2011 01:38 - United States

Today, this weird girl started texting me. I really didn't want to talk to her, so I texted back, "This message could not be delivered because of a temporery network setup error. Error 2128-226110." She replied, "You spelt temporary wrong." FML

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By Bilirubin - 20/02/2010 16:22 - United States

Today, at 1am, the girl of my dreams that I've been trying for over three years to date, finally asked me out via SMS. Too bad I was asleep at the time. She now thinks I've rejected her, and will no longer speak to me. FML

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Who the **** are you?

By Anonymous - 18/10/2020 02:02

Today, I finally mustered up the courage to send a message to the girl I've been crushing on for years. I'm now blocked. FML

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By sophistication - 21/08/2009 15:36 - United States

Today, I gathered the courage to ask my crush on a date. As I called her, she quickly answered and said "Can't talk right now, I'm in a movie theater." and then hung up. I'd called her home phone. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/03/2009 14:54 - United States

Today, I texted this girl that I really like. I got a message back saying "Your message to 903-***-**** could not go through due to a disconnection, thanks, Alltel services." I overheard her later at lunch saying she sent the message, and laughed with her friends about it. FML

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Switcheroo

By Saberwolf - 13/02/2011 21:14 - United States

Today, I got a text from a girl that I've had a crush on for a long time, asking me out to dinner. I agreed and went to the restaurant. Not long afterwards, I got text from her saying something had come up, so she couldn't make it. As I was walking back to my car, I saw her walk into the same restaurant with another guy. FML

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meandonlyme 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 1:33

send her a text saying "you misspelled service, you dumb bitch"

belgiums 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 1:31

oucccchhh. what a bitch.

Comments

osht 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 4:53

...?

fudrick 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 5:00

You probably should find out if s girl is lesbian/bi or not before you ask her out >__>

shinychexmix 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 5:03

leeeesbian?

zargon 1

Tuesday 18 August 2009 8:28

Ummm... no. Just no. Not unless you also insist that straight people also make sure the person is straight or bi first. Besides, how do you know OP didn't? I'm willing to bet that the OP at least thought she was getting some sort of attraction vibe off of this girl.

dreamchaser 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 9:16

haha.. that was the first thing that came to my mind after reading this.

19fml18 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 5:04

Fake. There's one almost exactly like this.

DeathByFalchion 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 5:11

Hah. crush on a girl with a triple digit IQ next time.

triplethreat13 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 5:12

what's wrong with asking someone out via text? i ask guys out via text, and i always mention that i would chicken out if i called, and they always think it's charming and they're more comfortable with whatever answer they give me. but i have never had someone send a fake error message!!! that's genius! also, what's wrong with being a lesbian? i'm not one but i totally support them for not being afraid of who they are. you are all just jealous.

DannyBoy20802 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 5:15

Aww, I'm sorry. But that's a really good idea. I'll have to use that sometime, keeping in mind the need to check for spelling errors.

thecryingpotato 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 5:20

HAAHAHHAH! OH MY GOD, I DO THE SAME THING EVERYTIME SOMEONE I HATE TEXTS ME I usually write "Error message missing content" That seems like something I would write