Miscellaneous: Today, I finished my shopping at Costco, and realized I had forgotten...

By dgilbs - 27/08/2012 14:50 - United States - Cheboygan

Today, I finished my shopping at Costco, and realized I had forgotten where I had parked. After scouring the parking lot for 20 minutes, I called the police and filed a report for a stolen vehicle. I then remembered I had bought a new car yesterday and parked it right next to the entrance. FML

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By uppiskalle - 12/09/2014 14:32 - United States - Riverside

Today, my car was stolen from my driveway. I reported it to the police, the insurance company, and my neighbors, and begged for help via social media. As I walked to catch a bus, I saw my car parked outside my school. I forgot I left it there last night. FML

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By Krule - 04/08/2024 00:00 - United States - Redding

Today, I couldn't find my car in a mall parking lot. After 30 minutes of searching, I reported it stolen to the mall security. It turns out that I'd parked it on the opposite side of the mall. Security escorted me to my car, all while giving me pitiful looks. FML

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Classic case of the Mondays

By Anonymous - 06/05/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, I took the bus after work. When I got to the remote parking lot, I realized my car had been stolen so I called the police to report it. When they came to take a statement and asked me when was the last time I saw my car was, I replied, “This morning, when I drove it to wo… Oh.” FML

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By SenescentSouthernBoy - 17/08/2009 08:42 - United States

Today, I borrowed a roommate's car to get groceries. I came out to find the car stolen. I called the cops, and the responding officer took the info and drove me home to give the roomie the bad news in person. 15 minutes later, they found the car. I'd parked it on the opposite side of the lot. FML

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By Melinie - 24/06/2012 03:23 - United States

Today, I found an empty parking space in a crowded parking lot. When I came back later, a lady and a cop were standing by my car. Her car used to be parked there and got stolen. They think I'm involved. FML

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By truth - 10/02/2012 01:49 - United States

Today, my boss reported to the police that a suspicious car has been parked outside the store late at night. I walked outside and my car was gone. He had my car towed. FML

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By ritz - 10/09/2009 14:15 - United States

Today, I was leaving my job at a huge mall. I couldn't find my car anywhere, so I panicked and flagged a security officer. I cried while he drove me around for miles in the endless parking lot. Then, suddenly, I remembered. My friend had dropped me off in the morning. FML

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By nofinal - 10/12/2009 06:34 - United States

Today, I woke up at 7 am to take my last final. When I got to the parking lot, I realized my car was missing. After speaking to the police for 3 hours, I called my girlfriend to let her know what happened. She then told me I had parked on the street the night before. So much for the 8 am final. FML

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By Loser - 12/08/2017 03:30 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, I lost my keys while at the supermarket. I franticly back-tracked through the store, asking everyone I saw along the way. They eventually showed up, right where I left them... in my unattended car, the engine still running. There was an announcement made over the PA system. FML

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By snowbunny - 12/02/2010 02:14 - United States

Today, I bundled up to shovel my car out of almost 2 feet of snow, only to find my car was gone. I ran into the nearby police station to report my stolen car. The policeman trudged down with me to get a report. I had parked my car on the other side of the street. FML

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doubledee93 6

Monday 27 August 2012 19:02

guess someone shouldve had their v8

airforce987 20

Monday 27 August 2012 19:03

Strange. When I get a new car, I always park it so far in the back that no one would ever park near it.

Comments

SarcasticGuy 5

Monday 27 August 2012 20:36

guess what op? your new car has a salvaged title now.

TheDrifter 23

Monday 27 August 2012 20:43

Salvage titles come from rebuilding damage write offs, not theft recoveries.

micaelareppucci 6

Monday 27 August 2012 20:37

Haha been there. Though I didn't call the cops.. Just forgot that I was looking for a black car and not a red one.

delicious69 5

Monday 27 August 2012 20:47

Smoke some more weed man.

DerMarktradikale 13

Monday 27 August 2012 20:51

Hopefully the police let's you pay for this.

AholeCop 11

Tuesday 28 August 2012 2:12

There's nothing to pay for, it sounds like an honest slip of the mind.

liftedyoda 5

Monday 27 August 2012 21:07

Smooth

Sway_NV 7

Monday 27 August 2012 21:18

I call BS

MistySky 17

Monday 27 August 2012 21:30

Ever cross your mind to walk around clicking the unlock button until you hear a beep? Actually works a whole bunch for me..

junkman6 22

Monday 27 August 2012 21:52

The only police time OP wasted was their stakeout at Krispy Kreme waiting for the red light to come on. Or wait is the red light Duncan?

AholeCop 11

Tuesday 28 August 2012 2:14

I'm not entirely sure what you were trying to say, but oh....lets go with Duncan (Dunkin?).

junkman6 22

Tuesday 28 August 2012 4:28

I think auto correct got me there I dunno. But the red light outside turns on for a hot and fresh batch of donuts. Get it they were waiting for donuts... Oh well everyone was screaming about wasting taxpayer money an had yet to call the cop an asshole for some reason.

abpersonality 19

Monday 27 August 2012 22:11

How do you just forget that you bought a new car?

TxCountryBeauty 10

Monday 27 August 2012 22:12

Ok I know it's off topic, but where do all of these FML's come from? I've looked on so many profiles and you always see 0 out of _ posted... I've actually only seen 1 posted and I think it was doc bastards... Just a thought