By HobblinGoblin - 18/12/2015 06:34 - United States - Eureka

Today, I finished polishing a song I was working on for my girlfriend. The next words out of her mouth when we next spoke: "I want to break up." FML
I agree, your life sucks 21 931
You deserved it 2 067

HobblinGoblin tells us more.

HobblinGoblin 11

to clarify, she never heard the song. I practiced maybe a half hour a day for about a week, usually at night after she'd gone home.

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gmian 34

Hey, at least you didn't sing it yet! You now have a song for the next girl ;)

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RememberSchlitz 9

Been there, slightly rewrote that song for the next girlfriend, married that girlfriend 27 years ago, still play her that song on occasion, still know the lyrics by heart. It's not the song - it's the girl.

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yes31601 16

How does anyone think YDI? Unless you gave her a reason to break up with you (a legit reason, nothing stupid), it doesn't make sense...

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SuperMew 22

While that sucks, at least you didn't buy her anything.

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Levi2411 41

Just improvise and turn the song into: A hundred ways I'm better off without you. Sorry, OP, but after working so hard, you deserve a girl who appreciates you. Not a girl who dumps you with one sentence.

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Adam_Power58 16

Sorry to hear, it's a shame you were both on different cords

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vntqmm 8

Great pun. Pure fact. Why is this being downvloted?

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DraconicFeline 31

Probably because he spelled "chords" wrong.

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SweetJane5522 22

A lot of girls will give up a good relationship if it starts to become work. Because "love is easy". But chin up buttercup, the new Star Wars just came out

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HobblinGoblin 11

to clarify, she never heard the song. I practiced maybe a half hour a day for about a week, usually at night after she'd gone home.

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cwade71 17

how close were you to this girl? like how long were you two dating?

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KhaleesiDannie 26

Well I'm sorry that happened OP

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RememberSchlitz 9

Been there, slightly rewrote that song for the next girlfriend, married that girlfriend 27 years ago, still play her that song on occasion, still know the lyrics by heart. It's not the song - it's the girl.

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animalxcrackers 20

you reused the sing? does your wife know?

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soulreaper12296 28

Now you have an outline for the next girl you date. Which could be a chance to make it even better.

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GamerGuy94 7

I've had a similar experience I feel ya bro

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