By kayak probs - 30/07/2013 14:13 - United States - Newtown

Today, I finished the kayak I have been working on for four years. I can't get it out of my basement. FML
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UnoriGal 17

Anyone else thinking of NCIS while reading this? OP should try and disassemble the kayak into parts that can make it out the door then reassemble it, no? (I have no idea whether that would actually work with kayaks though...) Either way, good luck, OP!

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olpally 32

Just bull rush the door and see what happens! Haha. Or cut out the rest of the door way.

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xxGheTToGumbYxx 16

Split the kayak in half then super glue it back together, fail proof solution right there.

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BeachBumNC 5

Duct tape would probably work better than super glue.

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SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18

Flex Seal. That is all.

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thebosslikeaboss 18

Nah chewing gum is where it is at! ;)

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Paco_el_Taco 17

The 7 P's apply here. Proper prior planning prevents piss poor performance.

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Paco_el_Taco 17

Its a good motto to live by regardless how fast you can or can't say it.

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cecilk 29

If I leave the 'prior' away, I can say it fast. Otherwise I get stuck on the 2nd word each time

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systemic 11

Time to put in a legitimate door to your basement then.

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emeraldisle 30

Did you ever think to measure the size of it before you built it to make sure it would fit?

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buddy51 23

And if he had where would his FML be? Trapped in his basement?

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Bewareimaninja 4

Sounds like gibbs from ncis!

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CaptainBlack 18

I feel your pain. This one time I made a ship in a bottle and I couldn't get it out for the LIFE of me.

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hashshim 23

That's kind of the point. they're supposed to stay in the bottle...

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