Love: Today, I flew my girlfriend to Paris for our one year anniversary....

By Anonymous - 08/08/2009 09:42 - United Kingdom

Today, I flew my girlfriend to Paris for our one year anniversary. Little did I know that instead of going up the Eiffel Tower and over looking the most romantic city she would rather spend it in bed with a French man. FML

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By hoplessG - 24/12/2009 23:37 - United States

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. I told her best friend the plan the day before. I got reservations to a restaurant on the beach, and we were going to arrive via boat. She never showed. Her parents called me asking why she left town to go to Paris. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2011 20:00 - Canada

Today, I took my girlfriend out for dinner to a fancy Italian restaurant for our one year anniversary. After giving her some roses, freshly baked cookies, and a thoughtful poem I wrote for her, she started laughing and asked for her real gift. FML

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By Muscle - 06/03/2009 21:07 - Canada

Today, I flew home early from a two-month trip to Europe to surprise my boyfriend on his birthday. When I got to his house with a home baked cake from scratch and a quilt with silk-screened pictures from my trip, his roommate answered the door and said, "Oh sorry, he's out with his girlfriend." FML

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By Anonymous - 29/04/2022 04:00 - United States - Morristown

Today, after we got married five months ago, my wife and I planned a trip to France and Spain as a honeymoon. We’re supposed to be leaving on Saturday. She just told me last night, “I am so not looking forward to the trip.” FML

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By cuteloser - 04/10/2014 13:57 - Australia

Today, I thought I would be cute for my 1 year anniversary with my girlfriend so I cooked a three course meal for her with candles and rose petals on the floor. She loved the dinner, except now she's passed out in a food coma upstairs while I'm left with the dishes. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/03/2015 17:10 - United States - Tallahassee

Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be romantic to take me to a strip club for our 1-year anniversary. FML

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By French - 24/10/2013 12:52 - Australia - Saint Kilda

Today, I taught my girlfriend some French. She then used her newfound language to break up with me. FML

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Keep it hidden

By doomed - 09/06/2009 01:28 - New Zealand

Today, the girl I'm in love with invited me to stay with her in Europe for 2 weeks, she's even paying for the flights and accommodation. It's because I'm such a special friend to her, and she wants me to come up to meet her fiancé before she gets married. FML

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Holiday blues

By Anonymous - 30/07/2010 06:38 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I went on vacation. We flew 2000 miles, got off the plane, got our bags and stood outside the airport for our ride. She looks at me and says, "I can't do this anymore." So, she broke up with me and flew back home. Now I'm on vacation alone. FML

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drzhottie148 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 20:36

shit i'll leave her ass in Paris. Leave a note in the room.."try finding your way back bitch" Take all the money.

blue_dude 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 20:34

ouch, that sounds terrible, you should have flown home and left her there

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pjunglist 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 4:38

One year and you sent her to paris? You're an idiot for not noticing the girls just not that into you.

plexico 3

Sunday 9 August 2009 4:45

But she did go up the Eiffel Tower, and down, and up, and down, and up, and down, and up, and down, and up, and down, and up, and down, and up, and down, and up, and down. And then had a cigarette.

Intoxicunt 5

Monday 10 August 2009 6:30

Lol. She definitely went down... Plexico = win.

JulzKay 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 5:02

What an International Hussy!

midwestjerk 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 5:15

If there is any way to cancel/destroy her return ticket _and_ prevent her from flying home, do so. If you have a joint credit card, cancel that. For further fun, destroy her passport. Strand the bitch in France with no access to money. You fly to the states, move out, sell her stuff, and get the bitch out of your life. It'll be fun.

omghappy 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 5:48

ha! that sucks!

begrunge 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 5:51

Ouch... that sucks... You sound like a sweet guy.. im sorry this happened to you. i dont reccomend vengeance, but deffinitely leave her. i hope you find true love someday.

oopsie_daisy8446 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 6:18

c'est vrai, oui? oui oui? DID HE HAVE A FRENCH MOUSTACHE??????

SunshinePants 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 6:53

RE: #67, I have a feeling that you're only around twelve years old. Your ignorance is disgusting. I know many French people, they dress no different than any other person. Also, grammar is not that hard of a concept. Use it.