Holidays: Today, I flew to Dubai, en route to my new job in Afghanistan....

By EdwinOEF - 31/12/2011 22:36 - United Arab Emirates

Today, I flew to Dubai, en route to my new job in Afghanistan. Both of my bags were lost, my debit card was frozen in London, the next flight was cancelled, and I can't get a hotel room. I'm in the richest city in world with no money and no room. Happy New Year. FML

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By foodsicknessinATL - 24/11/2016 00:08 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I spent the busiest travel day of the year in the busiest airport in the world trapped between the decision to leave the terminal bathroom or shit my pants. Yes, I missed my flight. Sorry, mom. FML

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Sunday 1 January 2012 2:16

Feel bad for you. I hope you get money and a room. I wish you the best of luck. Happy new year 2012!

perdix 29

Sunday 1 January 2012 2:17

Hey, in a few days you'll be in the poorest country in the world, so you'll fit right in. Consider this ordeal as training for your new post.

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smr167 6

Sunday 1 January 2012 3:27

Amex

littlericht 2

Sunday 1 January 2012 3:34

If its the richest city in the world then I'm sure someone can put you up for one night without charge.

rachaelheartsNY 8

Sunday 1 January 2012 3:40

Do you think they would still be rich if they bailed out anyone who needed it?

Jf770 10

Sunday 1 January 2012 3:34

qwertsarecool122 23

Sunday 1 January 2012 3:41

Yay! Way to start off the new year! Not! Sorry OP.. I hope you work something 0ut:/

kadesgb 0

Sunday 1 January 2012 3:41

Epic! You can have the experience of a hobe :)

justspin 7

Sunday 1 January 2012 4:50

You mean hobo???? Otherwise I have no idea what you would be Talking about.

Mitch_Connor 11

Sunday 1 January 2012 3:43

At least you won't have to watch your step just yet.

afulks78 11

Sunday 1 January 2012 3:44

:( I hope 2012 is better for you

kadesgb 0

Sunday 1 January 2012 3:45

Nice hair :D

afulks78 11

Sunday 1 January 2012 7:04

Thank you ! :)

Xxlaurahatakexx 9

Sunday 1 January 2012 3:47

**** YOUR LIFE. I am SO Sorry

ferosogra 1

Sunday 1 January 2012 3:50

Thats horrible to hear, I flew to Dubai the first night we stayed there it was 800 dollars for a mediocre hotel and the limit was 3 people to a room. Then we went out for dinner in a group of about 18 people and the tab was like 1200 dollars for a bunch of what seemed like appetizers. Never really got a main course dish, it was a nice experience but I would never go again.