Love: Today, I flirted with a guy for ten minutes before realizing... - FML

By Lindsay - 07/02/2011 17:41 - United States

Today, I flirted with a guy for ten minutes before realizing I was sitting between him and his girlfriend. FML

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In the zone

By Anonymous - 12/09/2019 20:05

Today, I was flirting with a girl I like when she confessed she was into another guy. I then proceeded to wingman for that guy, telling her to take her shot with him before the chance went away. Effectively sticking myself into the friendzone. FML

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By fmylifebad - 29/04/2009 10:12 - United States

Today, I was on the subway and saw this cute guy eyeing me. I crossed my legs, tossed back my hair, and raised my eyebrows slightly. As he came up to me, my heart started racing until he finally started flirting... with the girl next to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/01/2010 21:26 - United States

Today, after months of hardcore flirting with this incredibly attractive guy, he invited me to hang out. At which point he introduced me to his boyfriend. FML

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By Anon - 28/01/2019 06:00 - United States - West Jefferson

Today, my girlfriend and I went on a date. I went to the bathroom. When I came back, she was sitting at a different table flirting with a guy that looked twice as old as her. FML

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Sibling rivalry

By Anonymous - 14/07/2023 00:02 - Switzerland - Zollikerberg

Today, I finally had an opportunity to flirt with the guy I have a crush on. We danced together all night and everything was going well… too well apparently, because out of nowhere, he kissed my sister, who knew about my crush on him but still kissed him back. FML

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Smooth

By firstdategonebad - 12/10/2012 18:43 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I went on a coffee date with the man I've been in love with for a while. Before I knew what was going on, he'd started chatting up a pretty girl sitting nearby. I had to drink my coffee alone while he got her number. FML

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By NotCuteEnough - 24/08/2009 21:27 - United States

Today, I was flirting with this guy that had been forced to be my lab partner for class. He was really funny and attractive, too. In the middle of our conversation he said "You're so cute! You remind me of my boyfriend!" FML

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By that girl has a beard - 04/08/2015 07:33 - Canada

Today, I went to the movies. A really cute girl sat beside me. I tried to strike up a conversation with her until she turned to look at me and I realized he was a guy. I couldn't even finish the movie because I felt his judging eyes burn holes into me the entire time. FML

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By embarassed - 12/10/2009 14:13 - United States

Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML

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Don't stare

By Anonymous - 18/05/2022 01:00 - Ethiopia

Today, after I spaced out for 3 minutes, the guy in front of me asked if I was interested in him. I replied that I'm not gay. It turns out "he" was a woman, not a guy. FML

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_Peppermint_ 34

Monday 7 February 2011 23:03

and the girlfriend didn't say anything at all? **** her life.

tigercoon 12

Monday 7 February 2011 23:07

What kind of girlfriend sits and watches while someone hits on her boyfriend for 10 minutes? :s

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ConfusionsLoveMe 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 0:43

The OP says that SHE was flirting for ten minutes . Don't jump to conclusions , he could have been bored and seemingly uninterested . What kind of man would flirt infront of his girl ?

MlKAYLA 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 2:19

Your just lucky that she didn't beat the shit out of you.

Jtrain93 1

Tuesday 8 February 2011 2:50

STUD

TheNewGuy03 28

Tuesday 8 February 2011 3:20

so that choke hold sinking in slowly? yeah, that's his girl, and it's too late now... |the kid|

BoobooBear8 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 4:29

***** much?

agirlnamedlogan 5

Tuesday 8 February 2011 19:15

Hah I was thinking the same. Who the hell just starts flirting with a guy? Plus she must not have known him if she didn't notice the girlfriend. Geez, YDI big time, OP.

misscalimar 10

Tuesday 8 February 2011 5:52

*****...

betty66 3

Tuesday 8 February 2011 7:15

maybe they're into threesomes?

Alexxcunningham 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 7:25

win ^

yesiyes 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 7:42

how embarrasing!-___-,FYL

Syntax_fml 4

Tuesday 8 February 2011 14:35

an idiot... like most males

kenundying 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 14:46

open relationship?? ;D

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Today, my parents told me that unless I think about my behaviour and make some real changes, people are going to think I’m weird or suspicious, and I’ll never make friends. This is because I choose to attend church on Sundays instead of watching TV and getting drunk. FML

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Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the way to meet him. While chatting, I told him that I had a rip in my favorite jeans. When he sympathetically apologized, I said "It's okay, you're just going to take them off in a minute, anyway." I forgot my mom was in the car. FML

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Today, just before a job interview, I coughed so violently that I lost my voice. FML

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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for a familiar reason; I apparently have night terrors that make me "Impossible to sleep in the same room with." I don't ever remember these dreams. Every other girlfriend I've had has ended up breaking things off with me for the same reason. FML

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Today, on more than one occasion, I was mistaken for my boyfriend's mother, by his own family. FML

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Today, I was walking with my boyfriend in the hallway of our school, and once we got to his class, I leaned in for a kiss. Surprising me, he leaned away, and I asked what was wrong. He told me he's glad we're going out, but just doesn't want anyone to know. FML

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Today, I put a blue toilet cleaner square in the back of toilet. My fiancé called me later on freaking out because he couldn't get the "blue water to go away" when he flushed. FML

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