By Anonymous - 25/06/2012 22:08 - Denmark - Copenhagen

Spicy
Today, I foolishly told my husband that I know he's been holding back sexually, and that I was willing to indulge any sexual fantasies he may have. Now it seems that tonight, I'll be responding to the name "Fluttershy". FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 945
You deserved it 17 815

Same thing different taste

Comments

aimeesea75 16

Oh my god that'd be awesome *_*

Your husband is a strange one, OP. Fluttershy isn't even the best pony.

Could be worse. He could have invited your best friend into bed with you.

davek 36

You two are supposedly close enough to be married and you didn't know he's a ponyfag?

What does he want you to call him rainbowdash? Lol

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Better you than someone else. This is the moment that could make or break you.

Just buck him off when he tries to ride you.

Yay~ And my ex thought I was weird...Thank you world for giving me faith that I might not actually be totally insane after all. However, saying that, if its annoying you so much that you wanted to post an FML about it, maybe you should ask him if he wants to choose a different fetish. Surely he can't only have one!

Fluttershy_IRL 1

I think some of you are over reacting. I'm a decent example of why romantic thoughts towards the idea of Fluttershy aren't all that awful. I picked my username for a reason; even way before the show came out I was well known for my shyness, excessive gratitude for the small things in life, an uber mothering nature, and even my quiet yays. How my brony friends react towards me? Like pure gentleman. Between opening the door from me, refraining from cursing around me, "protecting" me when I seem nervous, and gushing when I say something particularly "adorable". Half of them are like big brothers, while one or two have a crush. Any interested in relationships always let me set the pace. While I'm Fluttershy enough that half my buddies have it as my name in their phone contacts, they still acknowledged me as an adult. The difference between innocence/shyness/damsel-in-distress appearance and being a kid is maturity (which in a roundabout way the ponies have). In the show they learn life lessons that are accompanied with age, teaching the kids that are watching them. The show is family geared, which means the ponies occasionally make clever jokes and references that adults would appreciate. The ponies are on their own for the most part, so their age while assumed to be younger it isn't always that apparent. There might be some bronies that like it for the kid factor, but I imagine the majority like the characters for the positive traits they exemplify (and those who are mildly enamored by the ponies probably don't see pre-teen as part of them.) I love my brony friends. They've taken a girl scared to death by guys, who's socially awkward and shy thanks to a semi-hostile home; and made her feel loved and protected. They're not creepy, they just found a slightly odd niche' that lets their protective and loving side shine. If I ever enter a more serious relationship with one of them, I imagine they'll be plenty capable of loving and respecting my shyness while acknowledging my woman body/mind, the two aren't mutually exclusive. To the people trashing "clomping" (especially the bronies), while it's not my cup of tea I wonder if it's any of your place's to judge? Cartoons allow for interpretation, they're obviously more human than pony (and even then there's a difference between doing something with someone acting like an animal, and doing the same something to an actual animal). And the age isn't set in stone either. And is any of the childlike behavior worse than guys admiring an attractive woman in a school-girl outfit? Really hope I don't offend anyone, but I love my brony buddies to death and can't help but stick up for them.

stoptrying 9

Everyone has the right to judge whoever they please. And yes, it's quite different. They're admiring an actual woman, while cloppers are admiring cartoon horses. Now a fair comparison is guys admiring a young girl in stockings and high heels. Do you deem that morally correct?

Fluttershy_IRL 1

Yeah, they might have the right, but should they? And it's a cartoon, it allows for a little leeway. They talk like humans, have crushes like humans, get married like humans... While I know the show was originally based off of toys, I'd like to think it stayed away from using human shaped cartoons to prevent little girls from stressing about body image more than any other reason. Cartoons always push the envelope, people complain a lot less when the cartoon has angel wings/cat ears/demon blood; granted, it's a little different, but they're still not human. And besides, find me a horse that can talk as well as most humans, loves reading and throwing parties, and enjoys growing apples and I'll be hard pressed to condemn someone in a relationship with it, it's the inside that counts after all. Besides, from what I remember in biology, horses reproducing is relatively straight forward, so anything else is much more human flair. And who says they're girls? If I was watching the show as a little kid I'd probably see them as older sisters, maybe early twenties? Some hold down jobs, for all intents and purposes live on their own, and protect their town and what not from various dangerous things; at that point you should really be of legal age.